war with words

Date: 01-06-2011 8:13 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- at 1-06-2011 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
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A frustrated husband and his wife once engaged themselves in a war of words:
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got Heart Attack.


HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU


WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.


HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?


WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.


Posted: at 1-06-2011 08:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kenolis at 2-06-2011 02:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  1-06-2011 08:43 PM
cool
but the last one na pb1414

SO HOW MANY CREDIT YOU GIVE AM?
Posted: at 2-06-2011 02:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- cocoeni at 2-06-2011 02:42 AM (12 years ago)
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u tried   
Posted: at 2-06-2011 02:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 2-06-2011 02:47 AM (12 years ago)
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YOU LIKE AM??
Posted: at 2-06-2011 02:47 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- truman1kinley at 2-06-2011 06:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on  1-06-2011 08:13 PM
A frustrated husband and his wife once engaged themselves in a war of words:
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got Heart Attack.


HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU


WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.


HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?


WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.


Hilarious dude.... I loved the war of words.. Simply awesome...

Posted: at 2-06-2011 06:17 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- KINGJHOE at 2-06-2011 06:27 AM (12 years ago)
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CREATIVE MINDSET...THUMBS UP DUDE
Posted: at 2-06-2011 06:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ibrutex at 2-06-2011 07:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Funiex  Grin

Posted: at 2-06-2011 07:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- barry2talk53 at 2-06-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Don`t mind stephen.my guy u try gare.
Posted: at 2-06-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 2-06-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago)
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i don hear abeg
Posted: at 2-06-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 3-06-2011 12:03 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-06-2011 12:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 3-06-2011 12:05 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-06-2011 12:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-06-2011 08:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Then  Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 3-06-2011 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-06-2011 10:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Tell ram

Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:07 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MilleniumMan at 3-06-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Great.
Posted: at 3-06-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 4-06-2011 02:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-06-2011 09:42 AM
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Don`t mind stephen.my guy u try gare.
hehe
go wear welder glasses jooo
the poster na female u dey call ram guy
hehe

hehehe...na female male
Posted: at 4-06-2011 02:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Innoscent at 5-06-2011 09:11 PM (12 years ago)
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9ce 1,,, but sourced 4rm funny/text msg apps/booklet

Posted: at 5-06-2011 09:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Innoscent at 5-06-2011 09:13 PM (12 years ago)
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bt its funny, though. Grin

Posted: at 5-06-2011 09:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 6-06-2011 12:11 AM (12 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 6-06-2011 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- cocoeni at 6-06-2011 12:25 AM (12 years ago)
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 pass
Posted: at 6-06-2011 12:25 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 6-06-2011 05:17 PM (12 years ago)
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pass well well.....but no match shit
Posted: at 6-06-2011 05:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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