Baby's First Doctor Visit

Date: 02-06-2011 7:56 am (12 years ago) | Author: Udotot
- at 2-06-2011 07:56 AM (12 years ago)
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was Bosom -fed or bottle-fed.

'Bosom -fed, ' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed , kneaded , and rubbed both Bosom s for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know, ' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, 

But I'm glad I came.

Posted: at 2-06-2011 07:56 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Nonso85 at 2-06-2011 09:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Dry joke, I can easily recognize a Bosom feeding mother, talk-less of a Doctor after seeing the Bosom  bare.
Posted: at 2-06-2011 09:20 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 2-06-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 2-06-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 2-06-2011 07:06 PM (12 years ago)
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stupid joke
Posted: at 2-06-2011 07:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cocoeni at 2-06-2011 07:12 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 2-06-2011 07:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ladi4life at 2-06-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 you try

@house
show a little love
Posted: at 2-06-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- cocoeni at 2-06-2011 09:51 PM (12 years ago)
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na u sabi.
Posted: at 2-06-2011 09:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 3-06-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago)
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sweet
Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-06-2011 10:35 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  3-06-2011 10:30 AM
sweet

Biscuit or chewing gum
Posted: at 3-06-2011 10:35 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MilleniumMan at 3-06-2011 01:22 PM (12 years ago)
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RuBiSh
Posted: at 3-06-2011 01:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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