dinner with girlfriend

a young man goes into a phamacy and says to the phamacist hello could you give me a condom.i'm going to my girlfriend's house for dinner and i think i may be in with a chance.the phamacist gives him and on his way out  turns back and says.''give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.and always  crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and i think i might strike it lucky there too''.the phamacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving again turns back and says,''go on give me  another condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and makes eyes at me when she sees me and since she invited me for dinner, i think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner,the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the When the dad gets there,the boy lowers his head and starts praying:    "dear lord,bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".A minute later the boy is still praying,keeping his head down.the others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.she gets close to the boy and says in his ears,"i didn't know you were so religious    ." The boy replies, "i didn't know your dad is a pharmacist!"

Posted: at 9-12-2008 08:08 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Could have been better, if composed very well. better luck next time

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Posted: at 9-12-2008 11:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

him don try now

Posted: at 12-12-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

very funny i like it, keep it up.
you look like 2SHORTS, are u 2shorts?

anyway no mind all these olofofos wey no fit compose talk more of posting jokes.
they are known as BAD BELLES

Posted: at 12-12-2008 02:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dis guy no good,bcos say i tell am my story,he come put am as joke.well done

Posted: at 12-12-2008 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

LOL
though posted b4

Posted: at 16-12-2008 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

na which film you dey watch?

Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kido i no no say you be old man, even you don the age of my grandpapa.
i fear you oh

Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lols,,,

Posted: at 16-04-2016 06:29 PM (8 years ago) | Hero