Clever Dog

Date: 09-12-2008 11:01 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-12-2008 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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A wealthy man and his dog were on Safari when one day the dog starts chasing butterflies and gets lost. Wandering about, the dog notices a leopard sprinting towards him, with the intention of having him for lunch.

The dog thinks, "Boyo, I'm in deep doo doo now." But out of the corner of his eye he notices some bones on the ground and immediately turns his back towards the cat and starts chewing them

As the leopard is about to leap on him, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

The leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew, that was a close call. The dog nearly had me!" says the leopard.

Meanwhile, on a nearby tree a monkey had watched this scene and figured he could put his knowledge to use in exchange for protection from the leopard. As he heads off, the dog notices the monkey running after the leopard at great speed and figures something is up.

Catching up with the leopard, the monkey tells all and strikes a deal. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and say, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what will happen to that canine!"

The dog sees the monkey and leopard approaching and thinks, "What will I do now?" But, instead of running, the dog sits down with his back facing the attackers and pretends he hasn't seen them. Just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Now where is that monkey! I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!"

 Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 9-12-2008 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-12-2008 12:00 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm. u try. doh!!!
Posted: at 9-12-2008 12:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-12-2008 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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is dis a joke or wat?
Posted: at 10-12-2008 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-12-2008 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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funnny<x<boring

Posted: at 10-12-2008 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Tintblue at 11-12-2008 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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...hahaha... the dog waz really smart but u fail to tell us if it workrd
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 11-12-2008 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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U try...
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 12:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 10-12-2008 03:06 PM
is dis a joke or wat?

What do you think it is?

Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Trustrosuo at 13-12-2008 12:27 PM (14 years ago)
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A nice piece
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmie at 16-12-2008 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
u try
Posted: at 16-12-2008 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Pires07 at 16-12-2008 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice one

Posted: at 16-12-2008 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 16-12-2008 11:56 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-12-2008 11:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 16-12-2008 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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funny funny funny funny
Posted: at 16-12-2008 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on 16-12-2008 05:11 PM
funny funny funny funny

Thanks! Grin

Posted: at 29-03-2009 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 29-03-2009 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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the dog really try
Posted: at 29-03-2009 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 29-03-2009 02:20 PM
the dog really try

 ;DVery clever dog.

lol...

Posted: at 29-03-2009 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-03-2009 03:57 PM (13 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 29-03-2009 03:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shipzy2003 at 30-03-2009 01:28 AM (13 years ago)
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funny lol............
Posted: at 30-03-2009 01:28 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-03-2009 03:01 AM (13 years ago)
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na ur dog be that? Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 30-03-2009 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmmm

Posted: at 30-03-2009 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: shipzy2003 on 30-03-2009 01:28 AM
funny lol............


Thanks Smiley

Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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