How Not To Get A Wife In Nigeria If You Live Abroad (Page 18)

Date: 06-06-2011 3:34 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 123Sonia on  7-06-2011 01:38 PM
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Quote from: chisparlis on  7-06-2011 09:06 AM
Guy na true you dey yan so, naija girls their evil too much not only that......have you imagine that we have plenty of widows in Nigeria where is their husbands, their wife or wife family don chop am with witch craft........so many men are very stupid they go for the wrong girls because of honeypot wey dey smell....hahaha many Nigerian guys need to wise up.

Guy you no dey see as oyibo dey carry girls honeypot play like say dem no regard am, but for naija here you go spend 1k before you chop and clean mouth...i dey come join you there soon.

And what do u call this?
And that was his opinion. Calling him a fool is absolutely wrong...


How my own take come concern you, BUSY BODY
Im concern me wella cos na same topic we dey... if you no like am go to another topic.   no dey call person fool just cos he expressed himself.

Sonia my dear, dis guy advise you right. NEVER CALL A PERSON FOOL BECAUSE SHE OR HE EXPRESSED HIS OR HER OPINION. IT IS RUDE, ARROGANCE AND PRIMITIVE BEHAVIOUR TO DO SO. Sorry I do not mean to offend u.


THANK YU SIR, I HEAR YU SIR IN SHORT ATTENTION SIR Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

NOTED

U're cherished and beautiful. keep it up!
Posted: at 7-06-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 123Sonia at 7-06-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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OHHHHH, THANKS AGAIN
Posted: at 7-06-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ashimah at 7-06-2011 01:43 PM (12 years ago)
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AT OF ALL THE LIST IN DIS TOPIC NO.8 VERY CORRECT 4 D RESTTTTTTTTTTTTT ABEG BOON DAT THINIG I HAVE BEEN IN EUROPE NOW 4 D PAST 7YRS WIT MY HUSBAND.HE BROUGHT ME HERE(europe) WE HAVE BEEN LIVING HAPPILY.I COMPLETED MY EDUCATION IN NIGERIA B4 LIVING,AM A COMPUTER LITETRATE,BEAUGHTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT. NOTHING DEY HAPPEN WHO WANT BETTER GO BETTER. U JUST NEED 2 ADVOID BAD COMPANY BICOS THERE IS ALOT OF BAD INFLUENCE HERE.I
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- MissyBarbie at 7-06-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 01:27 PM
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passing to Camerron jare
Come back jor, make we go Libya.  Grin Grin

i dont have Libyan Visa.. can u send me money via WUMT ..plssssssssss MB no go no  Grin Grin

BAD BELLE
Posted: at 7-06-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Xplix101 at 7-06-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  6-06-2011 03:34 PM
If you live in abroad, may be in Europe, The Americas  or anywhere,  and you desperately need a wife from home, pls follow these rules.

1. Do not let any lady you are interested in, know you live abroad in the first place, if she must know, tell her you are in Ghana or uganda etc

2. Do not select lady who is well versed in the use of the internet, these are ladies who are advertising themselves nakedly on different websites to dupe unsuspecting men, they will jump on you and dump you as soon as they relocate with you.

3.Do not allow your relative or family member, may be brothers or sisters to help you find a lady, they will always choose someone they can use to get you.



4. Do not allow your friends who live abroad with you to suggest someone living in Nigeria to you, it may be a ploy to bring his girlfriend over especially if he is not documented.

5. Avoid ladies who are University graduates if you can, they will pretend until they relocate with you, then got awares of the female friendly laws in Europe/USA and dump you as soon as possible. Many of them will end up quarelling with you and becoming very argumentative and arrogant.

6. Avoid sending money to your fiance or the lady you intend to marry, as you will soon become a money-miss-road, ''a laughing stock''

7. Avoid any lady that attends flashy  pentecostal churches, this may only be for pretence.

8. Insist on all medical tests before any wedding at all.

9. Please, forget about beauty, insist on a very sober lady with good characters, i.e. avoid sentiments

10. Avoid any lady that tells you she can manage a bottle of beer etc, you may be courting a love-peddler.

11. Please, do not search for a Nigerian wife on dating website, you may not live to regret it.

12. If you finally visit Nigeria to see the lady you choose , please do not jump on the bed with her, try to avoid sex with her, she may coat herself with ''Jazz'', to tie you up.

13. As you are avoiding sex, please make sure you check all the body parts, like the bosoms, the tommy area, or you may even ''finger'' the private part to ''carbon date'' her experience and dating age.

14. If you can avoid a slim lady with very bursty chest,  it will be better, because European men have great taste for these qualities or else you may end up finding your neighbour on top of your wife, or having a mullato/halfcast child.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. , This piece was compiled based on my personal experience after living in Europe for  6 yrs,


Teeco Designer
AKA Love Mallam


5 and 14, so you are pretty much asking me to date a very local uncouth ugly girl  and keep her locked up from the world? Why would i let that be the mother of my children?  Undecided
Posted: at 7-06-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- otagermo at 7-06-2011 01:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 01:28 PM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 01:15 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 12:51 PM
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Or relocate to non-English speaking country like Germany, France, etc. where language barrier and the distance nature of the people and the difficult situation there may contribute to discipline u wella wella.

B4 she grasp the language and start to know the people, she don old be that. No joke brothers. Na so I see am here. Germany never get too many of these wahala. I still dey small well well.
WHICH PART OF GERMANY YOU MEAN:::::DIS WAHALA DEY EVERYWHERE:::IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
LANGAUGE:::NA YOUR FELLOW NAIJA MAN OR WOMAN GO SHOW YOUR WIFE SAY ::SHE DEY BLIND BEING A NEW COMMER::
MANY MEN HERE IN GERMO DON KOOLO BECAUSE THE GIRL WEY DEM TRAIN RIGHT FROM SECONDRY TO UNIVERSITY;;DEY COM
MARRI::NOW THE MAN WEY SUFFER DO ALL THIS THINGS FOR HER DON BECOME HER WORSE ENEMY::MOSTLY:::GHANANIANS = (GHANAIANS);
YORUBA AND OTHER NAIJA TRIBES:::SO HAPPY IGBOS ARE SOMEHOW BETTER FOR THIS SICKNESS::::

       I MET MY WIFFY HERE IN GERMO AND WE ARE NOW MARRIED FOR 11YRS:::NOTHING DEY HAPPEN::

really! shocked!! Dat mean say d kolo don too much. I know it exists but not as rampant as in the UK, US, CANADA, and most of the English speaking areas.

To know where I dey, check my profile.

U dey lucky man. Enjoy ur family!
ICH WOHNE IN STUTTGART:::::::WISHING YOU THE BEST BROS:::::

HERZLICHEN GRUESSEN. Du hast schon gesehen dass ich in München wohne. Freue mich Naija-Germos hier kennezulernen.
ICH FREUE MICH AUCH MEIN FREUND:::MUNCHEN UND STUTTGART IST NIGHTS WEIT::ALLES GUT:
   AMA M NA IBU ONYE IGBO:::UDO DI::AHA M BU EMEKA::::
Posted: at 7-06-2011 01:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Xplix101 at 7-06-2011 01:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  6-06-2011 04:17 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on  6-06-2011 04:14 PM
u're so right...he should ..cos he might get tangled  Tongue Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

n thats bad

smh, you can only see her eyes, you can barely tell if she is pretty or not, for all we know (S)he can be a boy posing as a girl.
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- sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 01:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: olumbareal on  7-06-2011 01:37 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 01:27 PM
Quote from: olumbareal on  7-06-2011 01:16 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 01:12 PM
passing to Camerron jare
Come back jor, make we go Libya.  Grin Grin

i dont have Libyan Visa.. can u send me money via WUMT ..plssssssssss MB no go no  Grin Grin
You fink  sey i go go leave her behind ni? Mba nu we are going 2geda. U don buy yah Toyota Matrix abi na Rav4 ni?

 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 7-06-2011 01:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on  7-06-2011 01:46 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 01:27 PM
Quote from: olumbareal on  7-06-2011 01:16 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 01:12 PM
passing to Camerron jare
Come back jor, make we go Libya.  Grin Grin

i dont have Libyan Visa.. can u send me money via WUMT ..plssssssssss MB no go no  Grin Grin

BAD BELLE

huh

Posted: at 7-06-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 02:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 01:48 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 01:28 PM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 01:15 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 12:51 PM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 12:02 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 09:10 AM
Or relocate to non-English speaking country like Germany, France, etc. where language barrier and the distance nature of the people and the difficult situation there may contribute to discipline u wella wella.

B4 she grasp the language and start to know the people, she don old be that. No joke brothers. Na so I see am here. Germany never get too many of these wahala. I still dey small well well.
WHICH PART OF GERMANY YOU MEAN:::::DIS WAHALA DEY EVERYWHERE:::IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
LANGAUGE:::NA YOUR FELLOW NAIJA MAN OR WOMAN GO SHOW YOUR WIFE SAY ::SHE DEY BLIND BEING A NEW COMMER::
MANY MEN HERE IN GERMO DON KOOLO BECAUSE THE GIRL WEY DEM TRAIN RIGHT FROM SECONDRY TO UNIVERSITY;;DEY COM
MARRI::NOW THE MAN WEY SUFFER DO ALL THIS THINGS FOR HER DON BECOME HER WORSE ENEMY::MOSTLY:::GHANANIANS = (GHANAIANS);
YORUBA AND OTHER NAIJA TRIBES:::SO HAPPY IGBOS ARE SOMEHOW BETTER FOR THIS SICKNESS::::

       I MET MY WIFFY HERE IN GERMO AND WE ARE NOW MARRIED FOR 11YRS:::NOTHING DEY HAPPEN::


really! shocked!! Dat mean say d kolo don too much. I know it exists but not as rampant as in the UK, US, CANADA, and most of the English speaking areas.

To know where I dey, check my profile.

U dey lucky man. Enjoy ur family!
ICH WOHNE IN STUTTGART:::::::WISHING YOU THE BEST BROS:::::


HERZLICHEN GRUESSEN. Du hast schon gesehen dass ich in München wohne. Freue mich Naija-Germos hier kennezulernen.
ICH FREUE MICH AUCH MEIN FREUND:::MUNCHEN UND STUTTGART IST NIGHTS WEIT::ALLES GUT:
   AMA M NA IBU ONYE IGBO:::UDO DI::AHA M BU EMEKA::::


Abu m nwafoigbo kpomkwem! Aha m bu CHRIS. Ebi m na Munich, just about 1 hour 30 minutes drive to u. I've been there SEVERAL TIMES and driven across to Forchheim, Karlsruhe, Darmstadt, etc down to Frankfurt upwards to Cologne bros. Inokwa na Otu umu igbo na Stuttgart? Anyi bu Igbo Contact Forum (ICF), Munich (www.i-c-f.net). Udo diri gi.
Posted: at 7-06-2011 02:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- slimben at 7-06-2011 02:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 I dey republic of Congolese now having fun mind joining me
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- DELAT at 7-06-2011 02:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ashimah on  7-06-2011 01:43 PM
AT OF ALL THE LIST IN DIS TOPIC NO.8 VERY CORRECT 4 D RESTTTTTTTTTTTTT ABEG BOON DAT THINIG I HAVE BEEN IN EUROPE NOW 4 D PAST 7YRS WIT MY HUSBAND.HE BROUGHT ME HERE(europe) WE HAVE BEEN LIVING HAPPILY.I COMPLETED MY EDUCATION IN NIGERIA B4 LIVING,AM A COMPUTER LITETRATE,BEAUGHTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT. NOTHING DEY HAPPEN WHO WANT BETTER GO BETTER. U JUST NEED 2 ADVOID BAD COMPANY BICOS THERE IS ALOT OF BAD INFLUENCE HERE.I
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- sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 02:03 PM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 01:48 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 01:28 PM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 01:15 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 12:51 PM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 12:02 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 09:10 AM
Or relocate to non-English speaking country like Germany, France, etc. where language barrier and the distance nature of the people and the difficult situation there may contribute to discipline u wella wella.

B4 she grasp the language and start to know the people, she don old be that. No joke brothers. Na so I see am here. Germany never get too many of these wahala. I still dey small well well.
WHICH PART OF GERMANY YOU MEAN:::::DIS WAHALA DEY EVERYWHERE:::IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
LANGAUGE:::NA YOUR FELLOW NAIJA MAN OR WOMAN GO SHOW YOUR WIFE SAY ::SHE DEY BLIND BEING A NEW COMMER::
MANY MEN HERE IN GERMO DON KOOLO BECAUSE THE GIRL WEY DEM TRAIN RIGHT FROM SECONDRY TO UNIVERSITY;;DEY COM
MARRI::NOW THE MAN WEY SUFFER DO ALL THIS THINGS FOR HER DON BECOME HER WORSE ENEMY::MOSTLY:::GHANANIANS = (GHANAIANS);
YORUBA AND OTHER NAIJA TRIBES:::SO HAPPY IGBOS ARE SOMEHOW BETTER FOR THIS SICKNESS::::

       I MET MY WIFFY HERE IN GERMO AND WE ARE NOW MARRIED FOR 11YRS:::NOTHING DEY HAPPEN::


really! shocked!! Dat mean say d kolo don too much. I know it exists but not as rampant as in the UK, US, CANADA, and most of the English speaking areas.

To know where I dey, check my profile.

U dey lucky man. Enjoy ur family!
ICH WOHNE IN STUTTGART:::::::WISHING YOU THE BEST BROS:::::


HERZLICHEN GRUESSEN. Du hast schon gesehen dass ich in München wohne. Freue mich Naija-Germos hier kennezulernen.
ICH FREUE MICH AUCH MEIN FREUND:::MUNCHEN UND STUTTGART IST NIGHTS WEIT::ALLES GUT:
   AMA M NA IBU ONYE IGBO:::UDO DI::AHA M BU EMEKA::::


Abu m nwafoigbo kpomkwem! Aha m bu CHRIS. Ebi m na Munich, just about 1 hour 30 minutes drive to u. I've been there SEVERAL TIMES and driven across to Forchheim, Karlsruhe, Darmstadt, etc down to Frankfurt upwards to Cologne bros. Inokwa na Otu umu igbo na Stuttgart? Anyi bu Igbo Contact Forum (ICF), Munich (www.i-c-f.net). Udo diri gi.


mna bia dia kita

Posted: at 7-06-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DELAT at 7-06-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago)
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You come from good family,thank God for that.Please dont change to bad
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- DELAT at 7-06-2011 02:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 01:23 PM
Quote from: lanudja on  7-06-2011 12:58 PM
Abeg you pple shld nt come and spoil this nice discussion wit querel ooo. Carry am go d next post abeg..
I TIRE OOOOOOO:::AT LIST AJANNI STILL ASLEEP::: Grin
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- DELAT at 7-06-2011 02:11 PM (12 years ago)
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What did this guy do you?
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- teeco at 7-06-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ashimah on  7-06-2011 01:43 PM
AT OF ALL THE LIST IN DIS TOPIC NO.8 VERY CORRECT 4 D RESTTTTTTTTTTTTT ABEG BOON DAT THINIG I HAVE BEEN IN EUROPE NOW 4 D PAST 7YRS WIT MY HUSBAND.HE BROUGHT ME HERE(europe) WE HAVE BEEN LIVING HAPPILY.I COMPLETED MY EDUCATION IN NIGERIA B4 LIVING,AM A COMPUTER LITETRATE,BEAUGHTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT. NOTHING DEY HAPPEN WHO WANT BETTER GO BETTER. U JUST NEED 2 ADVOID BAD COMPANY BICOS THERE IS ALOT OF BAD INFLUENCE HERE.I

baby thats u  Cool

Posted: at 7-06-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 02:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-06-2011 02:16 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 123Sonia at 7-06-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ashimah on  7-06-2011 01:43 PM
AT OF ALL THE LIST IN DIS TOPIC NO.8 VERY CORRECT 4 D RESTTTTTTTTTTTTT ABEG BOON DAT THINIG I HAVE BEEN IN EUROPE NOW 4 D PAST 7YRS WIT MY HUSBAND.HE BROUGHT ME HERE(europe) WE HAVE BEEN LIVING HAPPILY.I COMPLETED MY EDUCATION IN NIGERIA B4 LIVING,AM A COMPUTER LITETRATE,BEAUGHTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT. NOTHING DEY HAPPEN WHO WANT BETTER GO BETTER. U JUST NEED 2 ADVOID BAD COMPANY BICOS THERE IS ALOT OF BAD INFLUENCE HERE.I

Good one gurl, that means there still asome good ones that have the fear of GOD. Pls keep on being good
Posted: at 7-06-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 123Sonia at 7-06-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago)
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I meant Some and not asome
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