DONT TELL d tym

 A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when Little Johnny, covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?"

The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man."

"Thanks," said Johnny. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my a*s."

With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He has not been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend.

Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his a*s!"

"So what's your hurry?" said the friend. "You still have ten minutes."

Posted: at 8-06-2011 12:14 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

BORING
 

Posted: at 8-06-2011 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pb4 u re welcome

Posted: at 8-06-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

while you no go laff?
when na only yeye things you dey enjoy

Posted: at 8-06-2011 05:37 PM (12 years ago) |

truly, truly & verily verily i say unto u.......... u r a boring person just lyk d poster

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Posted: at 8-06-2011 09:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  , very funny, he still have 10mins.....

Posted: at 9-06-2011 12:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

who you dey kedu ?

Posted: at 9-06-2011 11:06 PM (12 years ago) |

ok

Posted: at 10-06-2011 01:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 10-06-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) |

Tym for bed 

Posted: at 10-06-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming