DONT TELL d tym

Published On: June 8, 2011, 12:14 am
Author:
austine jack
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-- (m) at 8-06-2011 12:14AM

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 A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when Little Johnny, covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?"

The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man."

"Thanks," said Johnny. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my a*s."

With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He has not been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend.

Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his a*s!"

"So what's your hurry?" said the friend. "You still have ten minutes."


-- beulahokorie (f) at 8-06-2011 10:16AM
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yeye, dats always your language
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-- Omilim (f) at 8-06-2011 10:21AM
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BORING
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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-- omotoyosolabisi (f) at 8-06-2011 11:27AM
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 Grin
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-- jaolab (m) at 8-06-2011 11:42AM
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pb4 u re welcome
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-- lanudja (f) at 8-06-2011 03:56PM
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9ice1...funny1
i stil dey laf since
i read dis yjoke
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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-- at 8-06-2011 05:37PM
while you no go laff?
when na only yeye things you dey enjoy Tongue
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-- at 8-06-2011 05:38PM
Quote from: emejuru on  8-06-2011 05:37PM
why you no go laff?
when na only yeye things you dey enjoy Tongue
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-- DaCutest (f) at 8-06-2011 09:22PM
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Quote from: lanudja on  8-06-2011 03:56PM
9ice1...funny1
i stil dey laf since
i read dis yjoke
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
truly, truly & verily verily i say unto u.......... u r a boring person just lyk d poster

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-- at 8-06-2011 09:57PM
cheii where la nu ja ?
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-- Adaokila (f) at 9-06-2011 12:12AM
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy, very funny, he still have 10mins.....
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-- jossy4reall (m) at 9-06-2011 12:15AM
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Ada kedu?

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-- at 9-06-2011 11:06PM
who you dey kedu ?
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-- cashmir1 (m) at 9-06-2011 11:46PM
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@stephen u av 5min to do the same  Tongue Tongue Tongue
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-- bodeniyi (m) at 10-06-2011 01:46AM
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ok
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-- MilleniumMan (m) at 10-06-2011 08:06AM
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 Lips Sealed
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-- at 10-06-2011 11:14AM
 Undecided
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-- Fashalyn (f) at 10-06-2011 06:40PM
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dry post

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-- tttonero (m) at 10-06-2011 06:42PM
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Tym for bed  Kiss
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-- at 10-06-2011 09:45PM
ok na
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