I'm the bus driver

Date: 10-06-2011 12:16 am (12 years ago) | Author: Jeffrey Baidoo
- at 10-06-2011 12:16 AM (12 years ago)
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and
asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the
bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can
have that nun in ur bed."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday
evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you dress in robes
and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her
to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right
on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding,
in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them
but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly
sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha,
I'm the bus driver!"

Posted: at 10-06-2011 12:16 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- bodeniyi at 10-06-2011 01:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-06-2011 01:39 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 10-06-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
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- jossy4reall at 10-06-2011 12:56 PM (12 years ago)
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- jossy4reall at 10-06-2011 05:49 PM (12 years ago)
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- Omilim at 10-06-2011 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
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- Fashalyn at 10-06-2011 06:32 PM (12 years ago)
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- jeffrey4u at 10-06-2011 10:58 PM (12 years ago)
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- dotti at 11-06-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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