5 KINDS OF SEX

5 Kinds of Sex
1.The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2.The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3.The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4.The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "phyuk you!"
5.There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room.....

Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:02 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 10-06-2011 06:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 11-06-2011 02:30 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

You will also get shafted by the wife's lawyer. 

Posted: at 11-06-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 11-06-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 11-06-2011 01:48 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

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i call them bobiloko,you just look like scoobi puting on 3 quarter,
infact na you 
 

Posted: at 11-06-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago) |

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you know no your grand pa again?
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Posted: at 11-06-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) |