Newlywed Strangers

Date: 12-06-2011 8:28 am (12 years ago) | Author: gemzki
- at 12-06-2011 08:28 AM (12 years ago)
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One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Liverpool, but I worked both sides of the river."

Posted: at 12-06-2011 08:28 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- KINGJHOE at 12-06-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago)
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AND WETIN ? MAKE I LAUGH?
Posted: at 12-06-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- khangkernitz at 12-06-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on 12-06-2011 08:47 AM
AND WETIN ? MAKE I LAUGH?

naaahh u don't have to... u can fart if you'd like!
Posted: at 12-06-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 12-06-2011 01:05 PM (12 years ago)
boo Undecided wetin this one con mean?
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:05 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 12-06-2011 01:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 12-06-2011 01:31 PM (12 years ago)
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:31 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 12-06-2011 02:47 PM (12 years ago)
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ok Ms Liverpool
Posted: at 12-06-2011 02:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rolifaith at 12-06-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago)
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i tire liverpool two sides
Posted: at 12-06-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 12-06-2011 05:15 PM (12 years ago)
if tire make you rest
Posted: at 12-06-2011 05:15 PM (12 years ago) |
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- just2sexy at 12-06-2011 06:54 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin be this na
Posted: at 12-06-2011 06:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 12-06-2011 08:34 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one.............. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2011 08:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- harrywax_224 at 12-06-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 12-06-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 13-06-2011 05:23 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 13-06-2011 05:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-06-2011 12:29 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 13-06-2011 12:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 13-06-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago)
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why na
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- Omilim at 13-06-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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