Newlywed Strangers

Published On: June 12, 2011, 8:28 am
Author:
gemzki
-- (f) at 12-06-2011 08:28AM

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One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Liverpool, but I worked both sides of the river."


-- KINGJHOE (m) at 12-06-2011 08:47AM
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AND WETIN ? MAKE I LAUGH?
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-- khangkernitz (f) at 12-06-2011 09:45AM
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on 12-06-2011 08:47AM
AND WETIN ? MAKE I LAUGH?

naaahh u don't have to... u can fart if you'd like!
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-- at 12-06-2011 01:05PM
boo Undecided wetin this one con mean?
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-- jossy4reall (m) at 12-06-2011 01:26PM
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

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-- at 12-06-2011 01:31PM
 Roll Eyes
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-- Deffney (f) at 12-06-2011 02:47PM
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ok Ms Liverpool

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-- rolifaith (f) at 12-06-2011 02:58PM
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i tire liverpool two sides
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-- at 12-06-2011 05:15PM
if tire make you rest
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-- just2sexy (m) at 12-06-2011 06:54PM
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wetin be this na

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-- bodeniyi (m) at 12-06-2011 08:34PM
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nice one.............. Grin Grin Grin Grin
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-- harrywax_224 (m) at 12-06-2011 08:42PM
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www.twitter.com/superjerking_22 follow me i followbaQ
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-- Deffney (f) at 13-06-2011 05:23AM
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 Cheesy

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-- jossy4reall (m) at 13-06-2011 12:29PM
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 Huh?

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-- Deffney (f) at 13-06-2011 12:35PM
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why na

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-- Omilim (f) at 13-06-2011 01:47PM
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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