The talking Lab.

Date: 16-06-2011 3:00 am (12 years ago) | Author: famuyiwa oluwatosin raphael
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- at 16-06-2011 03:00 AM (12 years ago)
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in

front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

 

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever

sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says

‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I

was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms

with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping.’

 

‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the

jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any

younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do

some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening

in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’

 

‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for

the dog.

 

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

 

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so

cheap?’

 

‘Because he’s a Democrat and a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Posted: at 16-06-2011 03:00 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- at 16-06-2011 01:19 PM (12 years ago)
passing
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- Sheree at 16-06-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-06-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 16-06-2011 01:56 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-06-2011 01:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 16-06-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 16-06-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-06-2011 02:12 PM (12 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 16-06-2011 02:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 16-06-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago)
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for where
Posted: at 16-06-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 16-06-2011 02:20 PM (12 years ago)
ask ram again
Posted: at 16-06-2011 02:20 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 16-06-2011 03:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked
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- at 16-06-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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- Fashalyn at 16-06-2011 04:54 PM (12 years ago)
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so wats funny abt dis story?
Posted: at 16-06-2011 04:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 16-06-2011 05:56 PM (12 years ago)
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goat @post
Posted: at 16-06-2011 05:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-06-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Abeg wat is d poster saying Huh?
I no get time to read the novel
Posted: at 16-06-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-06-2011 07:22 PM (12 years ago)
bauhh Undecided
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- kenolis at 17-06-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 16-06-2011 05:56 PM
goat @post

na she goat and na he goat??
Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- LOYOLAR at 17-06-2011 03:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Meaning of the post pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee! I can't fathom any tin funny in the post. Or I didn't read it very well? Ok! I'll read it again to get the koko.
Posted: at 17-06-2011 03:59 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tmaxdon at 18-06-2011 12:18 AM (12 years ago)
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goat @post

what's the meaning of that?
Posted: at 18-06-2011 12:18 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tmaxdon at 18-06-2011 12:21 AM (12 years ago)
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so wats funny abt dis story?


read it very well its written in english
Posted: at 18-06-2011 12:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tmaxdon at 18-06-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Abeg wat is d poster saying
I no get time to read the novel


I understand wetin u mean....next time I go write am for pidgin so u fit understand.....
Posted: at 18-06-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 18-06-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago)
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this long passage for nofin??
Posted: at 18-06-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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