The talking Lab.

Published On: June 16, 2011, 3:00 am
Author:
famuyiwa oluwatosin raphael
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-- (m) at 16-06-2011 03:00AM

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in

front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

 

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever

sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says

‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I

was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms

with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping.’

 

‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the

jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any

younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do

some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening

in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’

 

‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for

the dog.

 

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

 

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so

cheap?’

 

‘Because he’s a Democrat and a liar. He never did any of that shit.


-- at 16-06-2011 01:19PM
passing
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-- Sheree (f) at 16-06-2011 01:42PM
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
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-- bodeniyi (m) at 16-06-2011 01:56PM
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lol
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-- Deffney (f) at 16-06-2011 02:00PM
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hmmm

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-- just2sexy (m) at 16-06-2011 02:12PM
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u try

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-- Sheree (f) at 16-06-2011 02:18PM
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for where
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-- at 16-06-2011 02:20PM
ask ram again
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-- Deffney (f) at 16-06-2011 03:41PM
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 Shocked

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-- at 16-06-2011 03:42PM
 Undecided
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-- Fashalyn (f) at 16-06-2011 04:54PM
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so wats funny abt dis story?

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-- 50scent (m) at 16-06-2011 05:56PM
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goat @post

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-- jossy4reall (m) at 16-06-2011 07:10PM
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Abeg wat is d poster saying Huh?
I no get time to read the novel

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-- at 16-06-2011 07:22PM
bauhh Undecided
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-- kenolis (m) at 17-06-2011 01:01AM
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Quote from: 50scent on 16-06-2011 05:56PM
goat @post

na she goat and na he goat??
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-- LOYOLAR (m) at 17-06-2011 03:59AM
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Meaning of the post pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee! I can't fathom any tin funny in the post. Or I didn't read it very well? Ok! I'll read it again to get the koko.
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-- tmaxdon (m) at 18-06-2011 12:18AM
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goat @post

what's the meaning of that?
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-- tmaxdon (m) at 18-06-2011 12:21AM
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so wats funny abt dis story?


read it very well its written in english
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-- tmaxdon (m) at 18-06-2011 12:24AM
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Abeg wat is d poster saying
I no get time to read the novel


I understand wetin u mean....next time I go write am for pidgin so u fit understand.....
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-- jeffrey4u (m) at 18-06-2011 04:58PM
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this long passage for nofin??
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