my mom had this crazy friend come over last nyt..and the lady is like heavily preggers with twins..and since she got preggers, she jus had this super strength and huge anger issues...she wld get tipped off by virtually anything....so she was tellin ma mom bout how shit got down in their house(ma bro and I were eavesdropping)...She said her neighbors have been telling her frequently that her hubby(her hubby works from home) always has this particular woman coming to their crib lately and she was not sure if she really wanted to know wats up with that....buh after awhile she finally figured out that she needed to knw wats goin on..so she asked her hubby and he jus said 'Clar baby, wow!, whr did dat come from honey?, no one's been coming over..why wld anyone come here without me telling ya...c'mn honey..u knw u don't need this now....alrighty baby??'......he was hoping to cuddle her so she doesn't go into de usual overdrive...buh Alas he was too late....she said to ma mom and I quote 'how de hell is that cuddling and soft-talking experiment supposed to work on me.huh??.does he think its funny to cheat on someone bout to push 2 giant puppies thru a tiny opening??..without thinking dear....I jus picked up his guitar and threw it thru the window and as I was bout reaching for his laptop, he yelled 'oh my god..honey..am throwing u a surprise baby shower plssssssss stop this madness..she's jus a party planner'...she told ma mom that she jus froze and said nothin...she went out and picked up the already dameged guitar and instead of going back into the house, she went straight to her nosy neighbor and told her 'I will sue u if you don't replace my husband's guitar'..We were all laffing thinking it was funny...only for her to direct her anger to us suddenly..she said 'What kinda name is Thowbee and Alfa(ma step-bro's name)....we were lyk 'is this some kinda joke..wat is happening here all of a sudden??'.....I have not seen anything this b4...she jus faced us with the look in her face ready to put us both on the blast...no kidding....she then faced ma mom and asked wat the de hell is 'thowbee'...
My mom thinking this woman myt go into an overdrive jus dismissed it jokingly by saying "..we were kinda in da middle..her dad wanted something traditional and maybe his mother's name buh I was kinda turned btwn naming her 'Karma or Bible or Testy or Shadow'".....at this my left eye tweaked....I dint even knw wen I shouted 'WHAT!!?!?! KARMA?!?!'....u won't believe what that crazy preggers woman said to ma mom...'u shld have read some baby naming books to help u out...Thowbee wld pass off better as Kita or zumba or Laffy.........Sean and I are gonna name our babies..'Ledasha and Urban' or 'Thane or crush' "....mehn I jus had to walk jus outta respect for ma momma...else....I wld have done something crazy...
I really don't understand the theory behind preggers women hormones and I can't understand y pple name their babies wrongly..
imgaine me bearing karma??...gosh!......
some name their babies terrible names and they don't knw it until they get the birth certificate..Imagine the name 'Karma Dick'..and then when she gets to high-school..she'll be a huge joke!!...c'mn!!!
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