I NEED TO POISON MY HUSBAND

Date: 17-06-2011 1:00 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Obiageli
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- at 17-06-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”



Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Deffney at 17-06-2011 01:13 PM (13 years ago)
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i know u say pb4
hahaha i laff like b4

Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 17-06-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 17-06-2011 01:13 PM
i know u say pb4
hahaha i laff like b4



Good one pretty  Cool


Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jaolab at 17-06-2011 01:22 PM (13 years ago)
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some pb4 laff they sweet ooo
i never read this b4 am still laffing
Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 17-06-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jaolab on 17-06-2011 01:22 PM
some pb4 laff they sweet ooo
i never read this b4 am still laffing

thank you jaolab Kiss

Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 17-06-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 17-06-2011 01:19 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 17-06-2011 01:13 PM
i know u say pb4
hahaha i laff like b4



Good one pretty  Cool



 Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 17-06-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 17-06-2011 01:23 PM
hmmm
but na emejuru u wan poison?

no naaa
he's my grand pa Cheesy

Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 17-06-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehe pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4
Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 17-06-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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ok oooo

u dey laf b4 b4 b4 b4 Wink

Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 17-06-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe

Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 17-06-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 17-06-2011 01:25 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 17-06-2011 01:19 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 17-06-2011 01:13 PM
i know u say pb4
hahaha i laff like b4

Good one pretty  Cool

Wink Wink Wink



 Wink

Posted: at 17-06-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 17-06-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-06-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-06-2011 02:44 PM (13 years ago)
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na PB4.....
Posted: at 17-06-2011 02:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Nzetheo at 17-06-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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whether n pb4 or not...hihihihihihihihihihi Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-06-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 17-06-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 17-06-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 17-06-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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i love deffney
nana na nanaa
i love deffney

Posted: at 17-06-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 17-06-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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huh? Huh?
you say!
Posted: at 17-06-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 17-06-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on 17-06-2011 03:00 PM
i love deffney
nana na nanaa
i love deffney

Mr. Kelvin thank u 4 da love hek hek hek Wink Wink

@Kris......(whispering) dis man na look dangerous ooo Grin

Posted: at 17-06-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rayspeed at 17-06-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin he funny die!

Posted: at 17-06-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-06-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago)
yeye joke pb4
Posted: at 17-06-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago) |
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