Virgin Groom

Virgin groom

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

Posted: at 12-12-2008 01:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny .......very funny...lol

Posted: at 12-12-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice one..... i agree with orezo, the son for call me .abi no be so yu talk?

Posted: at 12-12-2008 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u shld not phyuk anoda person wife. my religion is against it

Posted: at 12-12-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

enjoy

Posted: at 12-12-2008 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pls stop draging it. orezo is only a good samaritan

Posted: at 12-12-2008 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Come wetin carry my mouth enter dis one na... Make una stop ooh...

Posted: at 12-12-2008 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

cal names (under 18)

Posted: at 12-12-2008 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

be contented na... wetin you still dey find from where you left several years ago....? why kenny come say small brain still dey ya bodi ... i no understand.. the groom na samuel peter cousin..

Posted: at 12-12-2008 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Orezzzzzzzzz my bros no be everybody sabi say the hardest thing 4 man body na in f.....ing tin

Posted: at 12-12-2008 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie