Virgin Groom (Page 2)

Date: 12-12-2008 1:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sam ISHAYA
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Good joke, I didn't need to read other replies...

Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-12-2008 09:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 12-12-2008 01:58 PM
Virgin groom

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"



This is a mad funnie joke   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

this is the shit we've been talking bout.......posting cool stuffs

Posted: at 13-12-2008 09:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 14-12-2008 06:21 AM (15 years ago)
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where i dey since wey i neva see this joke? o boy the thing funny die Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 14-12-2008 06:27 AM (15 years ago)
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i get school for virgin grooms and brides oh
course fee: grooms: $100000
                 brides: FREE
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 14-12-2008 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-12-2008 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 14-12-2008 06:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezi... So u get school na im u no tell ur guy???
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 16-12-2008 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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i no blame the guy sha
although him phyuk up
Posted: at 16-12-2008 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Oceandrive at 16-12-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Escaped Prisoner

Posted: at 16-12-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oceandrive at 16-12-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Escaped Prisoner

Posted: at 16-12-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 16-12-2008 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol, vry funny.Size1 i need d part2 of dis joke, i mean d bride's own side of d scenero.

Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 16-12-2008 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 14-12-2008 06:43 PM
Rezi... So u get school na im u no tell ur guy???
no be so oh. i for don tell you but...
Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 16-12-2008 04:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on 16-12-2008 04:04 PM
Lol, vry funny.Size1 i need d part2 of dis joke, i mean d bride's own side of d scenero.
awoof dey run belle oh. the part 1 no bellefull you?
Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oceandrive at 16-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Oceandrive on 16-12-2008 03:47 PM
Escaped Prisoner

Posted: at 16-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 28-04-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago)
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....
Posted: at 28-04-2009 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:22 AM (14 years ago)
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funny folks

Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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