Nigeria is the best

Date: 21-06-2011 10:22 pm (10 years ago) | Author: FirstLady A
- at 21-06-2011 10:22 PM (10 years ago)
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A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides
he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in ... Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."

Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:22 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 21-06-2011 10:28 PM (10 years ago)
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lol 4ny but it has been pb4
u tried,more groundnut oil to ur elbow

Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:28 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 21-06-2011 10:29 PM (10 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:29 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 21-06-2011 10:43 PM (10 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:43 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 21-06-2011 10:52 PM (10 years ago)
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Terry how body na??.. long time

Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:52 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 22-06-2011 12:58 AM (10 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 22-06-2011 12:58 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 22-06-2011 06:43 AM (10 years ago)
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U dey play wit Naija
Posted: at 22-06-2011 06:43 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-06-2011 07:00 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 21-06-2011 10:52 PM
Terry how body na??.. long time
hehe yeah long time bro,body dey house and me the sch.lol
how u 2 dey?

Posted: at 22-06-2011 07:00 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-06-2011 09:18 AM (10 years ago)
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funny but pb4

Posted: at 22-06-2011 09:18 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- bjtechwork at 22-06-2011 09:24 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 22-06-2011 09:24 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 22-06-2011 10:09 AM (10 years ago)
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hehehehe

Posted: at 22-06-2011 10:09 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 22-06-2011 10:42 AM (10 years ago)
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hmmm

Posted: at 22-06-2011 10:42 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- sandra-marbel at 22-06-2011 10:50 AM (10 years ago)
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i haven't seen the joke b4.. its so funny... keep it going gurl
Posted: at 22-06-2011 10:50 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 22-06-2011 11:32 AM (10 years ago)
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 Wink

Posted: at 22-06-2011 11:32 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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