see bribe

Date: 25-06-2011 10:24 am (12 years ago) | Author: joy uche
- at 25-06-2011 10:24 AM (12 years ago)
(f)
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you 15,000 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a 15,000 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a 15,000 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:24 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 25-06-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
pb4
Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- terryworld at 25-06-2011 10:46 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
dis soke again?
Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- just2sexy at 25-06-2011 10:54 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
posted b4
Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- sandra-marbel at 25-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
(f)
well its still funny
Posted: at 25-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- jeffrey4u at 25-06-2011 12:00 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
hehehehe
Posted: at 25-06-2011 12:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- terryworld at 25-06-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
huh
Posted: at 25-06-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Splendidndy at 25-06-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
HMMMMM
Posted: at 25-06-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Deffney at 25-06-2011 03:33 PM (12 years ago)
(f)
 Cheesy
Posted: at 25-06-2011 03:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- rayspeed at 25-06-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
WARNING: ALERT TYPE: pb4! pb4!! pb4!!! be warned b u r banned from naijaplals!!!!
Posted: at 25-06-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Omilim at 25-06-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
(f)
life trap Shocked
Posted: at 25-06-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- jeffrey4u at 25-06-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
highest bida
Posted: at 25-06-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Fashalyn at 26-06-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago)
(f)
hmmm
Posted: at 26-06-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- jossy4reall at 26-06-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
wetin dey smell naa wey u dey do hmmm Huh?
Posted: at 26-06-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Fashalyn at 26-06-2011 07:34 PM (12 years ago)
(f)
na the money dey smell oh
Posted: at 26-06-2011 07:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- deguzman at 27-06-2011 06:42 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
b4
Posted: at 27-06-2011 06:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- jeffrey4u at 27-06-2011 07:08 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
i see
Posted: at 27-06-2011 07:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- MilleniumMan at 27-06-2011 07:45 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
Pb4 and not even funny.
Posted: at 27-06-2011 07:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- terryworld at 27-06-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
ok
Posted: at 27-06-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

Troops Arrest Mastermind Behind Deadly Attack In Taraba, Recover Weapons

"I’ve 150 Staff, Paid Them 5 Years In Advance" – BBNaija Whitemoney Brags

VIDEO: Odumodublvck Commends Ayra Starr And Tems For Making It In The Music Industry

Woman, Okeafor Suzan Accuses Lagos Doctor Of Removing Her Womb Without Consent

Police Raid IPOB Camp, Arrest Four Suspects In Anambra

PICS: Oxford University Confers Honorary Doctorate Degree On Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

How DNA Revealed Our Dad Fathered 55, Not 103 Children Says Late MKO Abiola’s Son, Abdulmumuni

STEEZE: About Trending Photos Of Farooq Oreagba, Who Stole The Show At 2024 Ojude Oba

Edo Govt Orders Police To Fish Out Killers Of 22Yr Old UNIBEN Graduate

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. JUST IN: Afrobeat Singer, Davido Sues Sophia Momodu For Custody Of Daughter, Imade

  2. Death Toll Passes 900 Pilgrims In Hajj After Temperatures Soared

  3. Video: Couple Sparks Online Discussion Over Wedding Outfit To Court Wedding

  4. Documents Reveal How $6.2M Stolen From CBN Within 24 Hours Was Shared

  5. Nigeria Female Player, Ajibade Bagged Atletico Madrid Player Of The Season

  6. Relationship Expert, Blessing CEO States Reasons As She Advocates For Ban On Betting Platforms

  7. Ohanaeze Begs FG To Accept Reconciliation Window Over Nnamdi Kanu Case

  8. SHOCKING; Landlord Kills Family Of 4, Burns Bodies In Fire Pit

  9. VID: Woman Confronts Man For Allegedly Offering Little Girls N500 To Touch Their Bre@st

  10. Spain v Italy: EURO 2024 Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

  11. Denmark v England: EURO 2024 Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

  12. EFCC Arraigns Woman, Nwodo Martha For Alleged N39.8 Million Fraud In Enugu

  13. US Soldier Jailed For Nearly Four Years In Russia Over Theft & Threat To Kill His Girlfriend

  14. Court Dismisses Suit Seeking Removal Of EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede

  15. Six Persons Killed As Gunmen Attack Benue Community

  16. Mother Of Six, Hafsat Dahiru Seeks Taraba Gov, Agbu Kefas Intervention Over Detained Husband

  17. STEEZE: About Trending Photos Of Farooq Oreagba, Who Stole The Show At 2024 Ojude Oba

  18. JUST IN: Ogun Monarch, TowuladeOf Akinale Is Dead

  19. Edo Govt Orders Police To Fish Out Killers Of 22Yr Old UNIBEN Graduate

  20. Gov Makinde Approves Appointment Of 89Yr Old Olakulehin As Next Olubadan

THIS WEEK

  1. Another Veteran Nollywood Actress Stella Ikwuegbu is Dead

  2. Video Of Missing Ladies, Celine And Afiba Lying Unclad On Andrew’s Bed Surfaces

  3. STEEZZZZ! Throwback Photo Of Little Davido With His Dad And 'Uncle' Aliko Dangote

  4. Man Sparks Speculation After Spotting New Photo Of Wizkid's Babymama With Protruding Stomach

  5. Woman Who Returned To Nigeria Barely A Week Ago Dies Of Cholera Amidst Recent Outbreak In Lagos

  6. Reno Omokri Tackles Peter Obi Over His Criticism Of ‘New’ Presidential Jet For Tinubu

  7. Warri Pikin Addresses Viral Photo Of Her Trending Backside After A Football Match

  8. Tragedy Strikes Kubwa Hotel: Sex Worker, Zara Tua Stabbed To Death By Clients

  9. "You’re Not From The Royal Family" - Oba Of Benin Tells LP Guber Candidate, Olumide Akpata

  10. Tinubu's Aide, Kabir Masari Releases Official Portrait Spelling His Role in The Presidency

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 972
  • felicilin 430
  • bohlah 301
  • kacylee 184
  • kp45 148
Read More

Featured Topics

. Troops Arrest Mastermind Behind Deadly Attack In Taraba, Recover Weapons

. "I’ve 150 Staff, Paid Them 5 Years In Advance" – BBNaija Whitemoney Brags

. VIDEO: Odumodublvck Commends Ayra Starr And Tems For Making It In The Music Industry

. Woman, Okeafor Suzan Accuses Lagos Doctor Of Removing Her Womb Without Consent

. Police Raid IPOB Camp, Arrest Four Suspects In Anambra

.. PICS: Oxford University Confers Honorary Doctorate Degree On Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

. How DNA Revealed Our Dad Fathered 55, Not 103 Children Says Late MKO Abiola’s Son, Abdulmumuni

. STEEZE: About Trending Photos Of Farooq Oreagba, Who Stole The Show At 2024 Ojude Oba

. Edo Govt Orders Police To Fish Out Killers Of 22Yr Old UNIBEN Graduate

. Man, Ojo Ayegbusi Bags Life Imprisonment For Raping 15Yr Old Girl In Ekiti

. JUST IN: Ogun Monarch, TowuladeOf Akinale Is Dead

. Gov Makinde Approves Appointment Of 89Yr Old Olakulehin As Next Olubadan

. SHOCKING; Landlord Kills Family Of 4, Burns Bodies In Fire Pit

. US Soldier Jailed For Nearly Four Years In Russia Over Theft & Threat To Kill His Girlfriend

. Court Dismisses Suit Seeking Removal Of EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede

. Mother Of Six, Hafsat Dahiru Seeks Taraba Gov, Agbu Kefas Intervention Over Detained Husband

. EFCC Arraigns Woman, Nwodo Martha For Alleged N39.8 Million Fraud In Enugu

. VID: Woman Confronts Man For Allegedly Offering Little Girls N500 To Touch Their Bre@st

. Six Persons Killed As Gunmen Attack Benue Community

. Death Toll Passes 900 Pilgrims In Hajj After Temperatures Soared

. Relationship Expert, Blessing CEO States Reasons As She Advocates For Ban On Betting Platforms

. Video: Couple Sparks Online Discussion Over Wedding Outfit To Court Wedding

. Ohanaeze Begs FG To Accept Reconciliation Window Over Nnamdi Kanu Case

. Nigeria Female Player, Ajibade Bagged Atletico Madrid Player Of The Season

. Documents Reveal How $6.2M Stolen From CBN Within 24 Hours Was Shared

. JUST IN: Afrobeat Singer, Davido Sues Sophia Momodu For Custody Of Daughter, Imade

. Denmark v England: EURO 2024 Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. Spain v Italy: EURO 2024 Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. VID: Presidency Slams Aisha Yesufu Over Allegations Of Tinubu Being ‘Disgraced’ In South Africa

. 'Osimhen Not Banned From Super Eagles' – NFF Reveals

More Featured Topics