Blind Date...Old joke..lol

9 years ago by: fred ehigie
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-- (m) at 26-06-2011 02:21PM

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Nigerian man goes on a blind date, picks up his date in a Hummer....to which she comments, this car is BIG!!!! Ah my sista, everything in Nigeria is Big! They get to a grand restaurant for dinner.....to which she says mmmmmm this place is huge.....he replies,"I already told u my sista, everything in Nigeria is big!" Later they head to his mansion....wow she says your house is massive!!!! Yes my sista I already told u everything in Nigeria is big!!!! They get into foreplay, when she comments mmmmmm your thing is gigantic!!!!!! He chuckles and says ahhhh my sista I already told u everything in Nigeria is big......as he enters her, he pauses for a moment and says "mmmmm, my sista are u also from Nigeria?"


-- Deffney (f) at 26-06-2011 02:39PM
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hahahahahahahaha

Federico nice one oooo

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-- bodeniyi (m) at 26-06-2011 03:11PM
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-- Fashalyn (f) at 26-06-2011 04:35PM
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u go fear Nigerians na

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-- jeffrey4u (m) at 26-06-2011 06:38PM
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every where na big
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-- jossy4reall (m) at 26-06-2011 07:26PM
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U mean say na well he enter
Abeg make I laff joor  Grin

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-- Skypon2002 (m) at 26-06-2011 08:47PM
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good one
the babe thing na............................extra wide  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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-- Skypon2002 (m) at 26-06-2011 08:50PM
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Quote from: Fashalyn on 26-06-2011 04:35PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
u go fear Nigerians na

i fear them ooooo
i even fear u, cos ur thing na..................... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Grin

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-- jossy4reall (m) at 26-06-2011 08:52PM
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O boy,,,,,,,,,,, u don see her own b4??

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-- Skypon2002 (m) at 26-06-2011 08:56PM
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-06-2011 07:26PM
U mean say na well he enter
Abeg make I laff joor  Grin

abeg laff ooooo
all these small small gurls, dem go just dey carry big-big thing, wey big pass them  Grin Grin Grin
immagine the girl carry well inbetween her legs say na p****y  Grin Grin Grin Grin

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-- Skypon2002 (m) at 26-06-2011 09:01PM
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-06-2011 08:52PM
O boy,,,,,,,,,,, u don see her own b4??

buhabuhabuhabuhabuhabuhabuhaaaaaaaaaa................... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
jossy, abeg no put me for trouble oooooo
wetin u want make i answer u?  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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-- jossy4reall (m) at 26-06-2011 09:07PM
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Take it cool ,,,,,,,,,,Yes or No Cool

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-- Skypon2002 (m) at 26-06-2011 09:16PM
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all of the above....................  Grin Grin Grin Grin
abeg no implicate me  Grin Grin

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-- jossy4reall (m) at 26-06-2011 09:22PM
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 Grin Grin Grin     U dey fear,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, e fit happen naa
May be she be ya gal friend, fiancee or ya wife Grin Grin
Or may be its a fling or one night stand Grin Grin
so u cant say yes or no at d same time
choose one Grin

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-- rayspeed (m) at 26-06-2011 09:23PM
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hahhahahahahahahahahahahah  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ahahhahaahhaahahahhaahah  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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-- 080575 (m) at 26-06-2011 09:30PM
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Hmmmmmmmmm make I continue my sleep joor..na so all of dem b..its a matter of time
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-- Skypon2002 (m) at 26-06-2011 09:41PM
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-06-2011 09:22PM
Grin Grin Grin     U dey fear,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, e fit happen naa
May be she be ya gal friend, fiancee or ya wife Grin Grin
Or may be its a fling or one night stand Grin Grin
so u cant say yes or no at d same time
choose one Grin

 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Grin Grin Grin

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-- just2sexy (m) at 26-06-2011 09:57PM
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nice one fede

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-- deguzman (m) at 27-06-2011 06:19AM
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 Grin funi 1
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-- jeffrey4u (m) at 27-06-2011 07:11AM
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but pb4
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