the oldman

Date: 30-06-2011 1:42 am (12 years ago) | Author: Thomas Coach
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An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply,"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."

Posted: at 30-06-2011 01:42 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Kristiantus at 30-06-2011 10:48 AM (12 years ago)
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posted B4...
Posted: at 30-06-2011 10:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 30-06-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago)
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roasted b4
Posted: at 30-06-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-06-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 30-06-2011 12:38 PM
roasted b4

roaster wetin you roast now?
Posted: at 30-06-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jaolab at 2-07-2011 10:02 PM (12 years ago)
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fried b4
Posted: at 2-07-2011 10:02 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 3-07-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: jaolab on  2-07-2011 10:02 PM
fired  b4

I know ,
armed robber  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 3-07-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 4-07-2011 07:21 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 4-07-2011 07:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Austine1759 at 4-07-2011 09:22 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-07-2011 09:22 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 4-07-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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ok

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- at 4-07-2011 12:12 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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- deguzman at 5-07-2011 07:48 AM (12 years ago)
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 Wink
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- terryworld at 5-07-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago)
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kk

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- at 5-07-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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- terryworld at 5-07-2011 11:04 AM (12 years ago)
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k

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- at 5-07-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
na you sabi
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