Magic in the Bedroom

Date: 17-12-2008 12:07 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 17-12-2008 12:07 AM (15 years ago)
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MAGIC IN THE BEDROOM
After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things, but nothing works.
"It's all in your mind," says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says: "I can cure this."
He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. "This is powerful healing, but you can use it once a year," says the witch doctor.
"All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; after that it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and anxious to surprise his wife. They get into bed and he says: "123," and just like magic he gets an erection.
His wife rolls over and asks: "What did you say '123' for?" and that was it, the poor old thingy just went down never to rise again untill another year!!!!


14_Inches_Long


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Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 14_Inches_Long at 9-10-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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wounderfullll




14_Inches
Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 05:56 PM (14 years ago)
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gud

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yinkaolu_1 at 9-10-2009 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 06:17 PM (14 years ago)
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chiki chiki

Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- presciousoluchi at 9-10-2009 06:57 PM (14 years ago)
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ey

Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 9-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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let him wait for ..............
Posted: at 9-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 9-10-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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u

Posted: at 9-10-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brizio at 9-10-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago)
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this is a real mad nigga
Posted: at 9-10-2009 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 9-10-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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what the phyuk is this>.?? dont u now there are kidss iin here?
Posted: at 9-10-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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the guy no know nah...when be say na so so woman he go dey look 4 .....chickens and fowls are plenty around if u dey hungry ooooooooooooo Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 9-10-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago)
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so na women b chicks abi...14 inches don dey craze
Posted: at 9-10-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 09:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Gud one there Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 09:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 9-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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u are spoilt
Posted: at 9-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-10-2009 10:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Coolguy,

ya GF told me the other time that no tory you dey tell in the bedroom!! Instead of doing the thingy, that is when you will start saying the hold-up along Oshodi to Mangoro Bus Stop dey too much, no wonder ya children resemble all the area boys around ya area!!!

I pity you, you need to consult PA Kasumu alagbo for Orita Challenge Ibadan or better still AJASE POKI-POKI may be able to helep you...


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Posted: at 10-10-2009 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 10-10-2009 10:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  9-10-2009 08:27 PM
what the phyuk is this>.?? dont u now there are kidss iin here?
like me. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 10-10-2009 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 10-10-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Stiil the thing is nice. but the woman had big mouth
Posted: at 10-10-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 10-10-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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magic?Huh?
Posted: at 10-10-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 10-10-2009 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Wrong forum... this is PORN!!!

Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 26-10-2009 07:06 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 26-10-2009 07:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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