Nobel Prize

Date: 05-07-2011 10:15 am (12 years ago) | Author: precious44
- at 5-07-2011 10:15 AM (12 years ago)
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A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."

Posted: at 5-07-2011 10:15 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 5-07-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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makachukwu,if i tell u say yeye dey smell 4 ur head,u no go believe me and if u vex,carry dry pepper do eye shadow,
pb4
Posted: at 5-07-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 5-07-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
yes true
Posted: at 5-07-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 5-07-2011 11:57 AM (12 years ago)
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yeye full hia
Posted: at 5-07-2011 11:57 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 5-07-2011 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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make i comot 4 yeye pple
Posted: at 5-07-2011 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 5-07-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago)
me i don take off self
Posted: at 5-07-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago) |
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- terryworld at 5-07-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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ok i no go comot again cos the yeye don take off
Posted: at 5-07-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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