THE BABY AND THE BUS DRIVER

Date: 17-12-2008 12:10 am (16 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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THE BABY AND THE BUS DRIVER
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby and the bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

In a huff the woman slams her fare down and takes an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what is wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumes.

The man sympathises and says, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she says, “ I think I’ll go back and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” says the man, “here, let me hold your monkey."

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- lylawal at 17-12-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Oboyyyyy!!! That was hilarious!!!
Very funny!
Posted: at 17-12-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- winniedepooh at 18-12-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago)
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veryyyyyyyyyyy funny
Posted: at 18-12-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jboy4shezo at 18-12-2008 09:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Abeg make una sorry for this joke. Biko
Posted: at 18-12-2008 09:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 11:15 AM (16 years ago)
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anyhow
Posted: at 19-12-2008 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rita4love at 19-12-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahah, that was humorous !!!   hahahahahahah....  my stomach  is even Aching oo!!!
Posted: at 19-12-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 19-12-2008 12:33 PM (16 years ago)
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wow
Posted: at 19-12-2008 12:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-12-2008 07:27 PM (16 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-12-2008 07:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 22-12-2008 05:20 AM (16 years ago)
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na wetin give the woman belle
Posted: at 22-12-2008 05:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 22-12-2008 06:48 AM (16 years ago)
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may be e husband same same monkey... nice one Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2008 06:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 22-12-2008 06:51 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 19-12-2008 12:33 PM
wow

segxi ... make this ya gun no get accidental discharge for house here ooh  Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2008 06:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 09:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 22-12-2008 06:51 AM
Quote from: segxi on 19-12-2008 12:33 PM
wow

segxi ... make this ya gun no get accidental discharge for house here ooh  Grin Grin
No tell me say u never hear, after wetin happen for jos, who know where they go strike next na him make dey carry gun about, for my phone sef na ak 47 dey there, so if anythign one happen, na make i just dey shoot dey go now.
Posted: at 22-12-2008 09:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-12-2008 02:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 22-12-2008 09:54 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 22-12-2008 06:51 AM
Quote from: segxi on 19-12-2008 12:33 PM
wow

segxi ... make this ya gun no get accidental discharge for house here ooh  Grin Grin
No tell me say u never hear, after wetin happen for jos, who know where they go strike next na him make dey carry gun about, for my phone sef na ak 47 dey there, so if anythign one happen, na make i just dey shoot dey go now.
nothing do you. but i hope say na bullet dey come out from your gun?
Posted: at 23-12-2008 02:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 18-01-2013 01:35 PM (11 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 18-01-2013 01:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 18-01-2013 04:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 18-01-2013 04:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 18-01-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-01-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 18-01-2013 06:14 PM (11 years ago)
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delayed yoked
Posted: at 18-01-2013 06:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 18-01-2013 10:42 PM (11 years ago)
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am stıll loadıng gun
Posted: at 18-01-2013 10:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 18-01-2013 11:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 18-01-2013 10:42 PM
am stıll loadıng gun
Shocked
Posted: at 18-01-2013 11:45 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-01-2013 09:56 AM (11 years ago)
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Ohoooo
Posted: at 19-01-2013 09:56 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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