CHRISTMAS BONUS

Date: 17-12-2008 1:23 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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CHRISTMAS BONUS
Three dustmen are doing their last round before Christmas. The first goes to a house, knocks and finds himself being invited in by a stunning blonde, who takes him upstairs and gives him a good seeing to.
Afterwards, he rushes out and brags to his two pals about it. So the second
decides to try his luck. Sure enough, the same thing happens to him.
Finally, the dustcart driver, reckoning he's on to a sure thing, gets out and knocks on the door. The woman answers, smiles and gives him a fiver.
Severely disappointed, the man asks: 'How come I just get money, when you gave my pals a proper Christmas bonus?'
'Well,' the woman replies, 'when I asked my husband about tipping you all, he said 'Give the driver £5 - screw the other two'.'

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 17-12-2008 01:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:42 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennycynth at 17-12-2008 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olachi22 at 17-12-2008 01:48 PM (15 years ago)
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u always give stories here not a joke. 
Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:48 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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olachi, u r right
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Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 17-12-2008 04:09 PM (15 years ago)
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how person wan take laff now? where the funny part? Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 17-12-2008 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-12-2008 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 18-12-2008 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-12-2008 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-12-2008 01:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 17-12-2008 04:09 PM
how person wan take laff now? where the funny part? Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

I wonder o! Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gardner at 18-12-2008 02:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: olachi22 on 17-12-2008 01:48 PM
u always give stories here not a joke. 
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Posted: at 18-12-2008 02:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinbaba at 18-12-2008 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-12-2008 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 01:40 AM (15 years ago)
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get a li** guy
Posted: at 22-12-2008 01:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-12-2008 07:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinbaba on 18-12-2008 03:08 PM
anybody wey no c d joke in ds piece no go school! 9ice 1 guy!!! i jst dey   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
prof. na you go school pass. doh
Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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