A Little Guy

Date: 17-12-2008 1:25 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 17-12-2008 01:25 AM (14 years ago)
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A Little Guy

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.
“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.”
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Pires07 at 17-12-2008 01:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Hmm 2much predicaments + murder, i'll sew him for negligence. E nvr start. Nice one keep it up.

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL
u try this time
Posted: at 17-12-2008 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 18-12-2008 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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it is well
Posted: at 18-12-2008 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-12-2008 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Good old joke! thumbs up!

Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gardner at 18-12-2008 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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mind how u call gardner na u the man see no be gardner
Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- HIGHD at 18-12-2008 01:50 PM (14 years ago)
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mind how u call gardner na u the man see no be gardner

haba baba, na just joke,besides no be 2day u dey do am.just take care ,somebody else might shoot u
Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 21-12-2008 11:53 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-12-2008 11:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 16-04-2016 04:16 PM (6 years ago)
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Lol,,,,
Posted: at 16-04-2016 04:16 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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