Please Cancel Your Credit Card as soon as you die !!!!

Date: 17-12-2008 1:34 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 17-12-2008 01:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Cancel Your Credit Card

Be sure and cancel your credit cards as soon as you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.!!!

Now some people are really stupid!!!!

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange:

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' (I really liked this part!!!!)

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' (Duh!)

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number is given )

After they get the fax:

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help.'

Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'What do you do with dead people on your planet???

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 17-12-2008 01:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 17-12-2008 06:53 AM (14 years ago)
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select good jokes and post....too many postings... piss me off...
Posted: at 17-12-2008 06:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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too too long
brb
Posted: at 17-12-2008 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lylawal at 17-12-2008 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice, its a nice oyinbo joke, but still funny!!!
Posted: at 17-12-2008 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 18-12-2008 11:53 AM (14 years ago)
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I manage to r3ead sha
Posted: at 18-12-2008 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 18-12-2008 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-12-2008 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- gardner at 18-12-2008 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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u dey vwx me badly try something else
Posted: at 18-12-2008 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 18-12-2008 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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me too
Posted: at 18-12-2008 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 16-04-2016 03:05 PM (6 years ago)
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How is that possible,,,
Posted: at 16-04-2016 03:05 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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