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![-]( "tmaxdon") tmaxdon at 8-07-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago)  (m) Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!” | Posted: at 8-07-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 8-07-2011 07:15 AM (13 years ago) ![]() pb4 b4 b4 | Posted: at 8-07-2011 07:15 AM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]() at 8-07-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) ![]() him don hear ram | Posted: at 8-07-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 9-07-2011 01:02 AM (13 years ago) (m) na today ynash dey back? | Posted: at 9-07-2011 01:02 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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E don teey
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 9-07-2011 07:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "tmaxdon") tmaxdon at 9-07-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) (m) pb141414141414
You be copy cat? se somebody don write b4.....so make I no think say u go borrow ur friend's computer u just want write anything..... Everything I've been writing in this forum are just mere jokes pls don't take it serious......but I no fit stop to dey yab .... | Posted: at 9-07-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 9-07-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) (m) hehehehhehe | Posted: at 9-07-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 9-07-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago) (m) hehehehe | Posted: at 9-07-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 9-07-2011 11:53 AM (13 years ago) ![]() hehehee | Posted: at 9-07-2011 11:53 AM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]() at 9-07-2011 12:01 PM (13 years ago) ![]() why you dey look me? abi you wan cry? i go beat you ooo  | Posted: at 9-07-2011 12:01 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]() at 9-07-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago) ![]() no look me ooo | Posted: at 9-07-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]() at 9-07-2011 12:18 PM (13 years ago) ![]() Huh? | Posted: at 9-07-2011 12:18 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 9-07-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago) (m) u dey ask? | Posted: at 9-07-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 9-07-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago) ![]() you dey talk? | Posted: at 9-07-2011 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 10-07-2011 02:01 AM (13 years ago) (m) E don teey
i ask you? yeye boi  | Posted: at 10-07-2011 02:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 16-07-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago) (m) pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 16-07-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 16-07-2011 04:27 PM (13 years ago) (m) i know | Posted: at 16-07-2011 04:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 17-07-2011 03:26 AM (13 years ago) (m) pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 17-07-2011 03:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 17-07-2011 03:49 AM (13 years ago) (f) hehehehehehe
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart  | Posted: at 17-07-2011 03:49 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 17-07-2011 09:08 AM (13 years ago) (m) pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 17-07-2011 09:08 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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