One day, a dog decides to chase butterflies around.. & before long he was lost. Wandering about, he notices a Leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, dis na wahala." Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles 2 chew on them, with his back 2 the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about 2 leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that leopard sweet o, I wonder where I fit get more around here?" Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, he slinks away into the trees. "Chei", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly chop me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge 2 good use & trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans & strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, climb my back make you see wetin I go do that wayo dog." Now, the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, " Wetin man go do now?" However, instead of running, the dog sits with his back 2 his attackers pretending not 2 see them. Just when they get close enough 2 hear, the dog says, "Where this monkey sef. You no fit ever trust am, 30 mins don pass since I send am make him go bring another leopard and he still never come back!! =))
Posted: at 13-07-2011 08:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
jossy4reall at 13-07-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Funny one ,,,,,,,,,,,, more grease to ya armpit
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 13-07-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
,,,,,,,,,,,, more grease to ya armpit 
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