THE BRIDE TELLS HER HUSBAND

Date: 17-12-2008 10:21 pm (15 years ago) | Author: DUPE OMISORE
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- at 17-12-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 17-12-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- rezimero at 18-12-2008 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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the prison na wah ohhhhhhhhh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
great work!!! keep it up!!!
Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gardner at 18-12-2008 01:43 PM (15 years ago)
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i am the naija pals judge and i sentence my self to olachi prison, nobe life imprisonment.
Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmie at 18-12-2008 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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that kind prison ehne
i know say guys go like am well well
Posted: at 18-12-2008 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 19-12-2008 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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esduny, in case you need prisoner o, I get murder suspect here.
Posted: at 19-12-2008 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 07:25 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-12-2008 07:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jojoboy at 19-12-2008 09:59 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh?
@ segxi
are you the murder suspect? Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2008 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- femaadinho at 22-12-2008 05:07 AM (15 years ago)
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why d prisoner dey escape.
Posted: at 22-12-2008 05:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 04:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: jojoboy on 19-12-2008 09:59 PM
Huh?
@ segxi
are you the murder suspect? Grin
make I never say am now, cos I know want MIB they pursue am for 20 naira.
when she they ready I go tell am
Posted: at 22-12-2008 04:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 22-12-2008 07:05 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


                     n

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2008 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 08:30 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 22-12-2008 10:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Great one lol....Very funny. Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2008 10:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Donmicheal at 23-12-2008 05:49 AM (15 years ago)
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nice try but the prison won kill the prisoner
Posted: at 23-12-2008 05:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 23-12-2008 07:37 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin you expect
Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 23-12-2008 08:24 AM (15 years ago)
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that kind prison self...e wan convert the prisoner to life sentence?  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2008 08:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 23-12-2008 11:12 AM (15 years ago)
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e no good
Posted: at 23-12-2008 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-12-2008 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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who no go like life sentence for this kind of prison?
Posted: at 23-12-2008 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esduny at 23-12-2008 09:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 23-12-2008 02:02 PM
who no go like life sentence for this kind of prison?
@rezimero

 Shocked u mean say u fit sentence urself to life imprisonment for dis kind prison, u self u go no how ur body go be  Lips Sealed
 Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2008 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- josfeem at 23-12-2008 10:43 PM (15 years ago)
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why d prisoner self no go 4 life imprisonment.dat 4 better............................
Posted: at 23-12-2008 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 24-12-2008 12:42 PM (15 years ago)
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You one kill am
Posted: at 24-12-2008 12:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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