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![-]( "federico") federico at 16-07-2011 06:49 PM (12 years ago)  (m) A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $ 20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really ? Darn !" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them.
Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money ? You didn't steal it, did you ?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come
and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the
fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing
through the fence, I grab it and say : '20 dollar or off it comes'.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck ! Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag ?"
"Well, you know" , "
not everybody pays" | Posted: at 16-07-2011 06:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 17-07-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago) (m) hehehehhe | Posted: at 17-07-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 17-07-2011 02:04 AM (12 years ago) (m) i laugh small | Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:04 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 17-07-2011 03:02 AM (12 years ago) (m) lol,wicked woman
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 17-07-2011 03:02 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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Nice one, poster. Thumbs up!
Surprises make living worth-while. Lyf would be so boring without it, so, always be prepared 4 it. | Posted: at 17-07-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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nice one who say work no dey the woman don use her brain get big pay job.. lol | Posted: at 17-07-2011 12:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "omoladey") omoladey at 17-07-2011 04:35 PM (12 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 17-07-2011 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 18-07-2011 12:32 AM (12 years ago) (m) hmmm | Posted: at 18-07-2011 12:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "damover") damover at 18-07-2011 04:57 AM (12 years ago) (m) hahahaha lolllllll | Posted: at 18-07-2011 04:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "rayspeed") rayspeed at 18-07-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago) (m) hahahahaaahahaahar lol
I AM COOLER THAN....... SOWRI I AM HOTTER THAN FIRE!!! | Posted: at 18-07-2011 07:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kasiemobi") kasiemobi at 18-07-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago) (m) E nor sweet me, but make i manage laff,"huhuhu"! | Posted: at 18-07-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rayspeed") rayspeed at 18-07-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago) (m)  dis one???
I AM COOLER THAN....... SOWRI I AM HOTTER THAN FIRE!!! | Posted: at 18-07-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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LUCRATIVE SOURCE OF INCOME  | Posted: at 18-07-2011 09:28 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "rayspeed") rayspeed at 18-07-2011 09:51 PM (12 years ago) (m) oyibo
I AM COOLER THAN....... SOWRI I AM HOTTER THAN FIRE!!! | Posted: at 18-07-2011 09:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 18-07-2011 11:06 PM (12 years ago) (m) lol | Posted: at 18-07-2011 11:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 19-07-2011 06:10 AM (12 years ago) (m) nice one
who say work no dey
the woman don use her brain get big pay job..
lol
your dick join | Posted: at 19-07-2011 06:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rayspeed") rayspeed at 19-07-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago) (m) 
I AM COOLER THAN....... SOWRI I AM HOTTER THAN FIRE!!! | Posted: at 19-07-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 20-07-2011 01:27 AM (12 years ago) (m) huh! | Posted: at 20-07-2011 01:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 20-07-2011 02:19 AM (12 years ago) (m) good one bro
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 20-07-2011 02:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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