A Home for Wayward Parrots

Date: 19-07-2011 4:15 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Mba Creammy Chuks (Chun Chon
- at 19-07-2011 04:15 PM (10 years ago)
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired."

They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”

“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.

“You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem.

I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring

your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with
Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and
your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.”

“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”


The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed

her parrots in with them.
Immediately, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers!

Do you want to have some fun?” There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!”

Posted: at 19-07-2011 04:15 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- sandra-marbel at 19-07-2011 04:34 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4 b4 b4 b4 b4 ... guy wetin dey worry u
Posted: at 19-07-2011 04:34 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- precious44 at 19-07-2011 04:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 19-07-2011 04:37 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 19-07-2011 04:52 PM (10 years ago)
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again and again!

Posted: at 19-07-2011 04:52 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 19-07-2011 05:06 PM (10 years ago)
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Overposted

Posted: at 19-07-2011 05:06 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 20-07-2011 01:03 PM (10 years ago)
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outdated Tongue
Posted: at 20-07-2011 01:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rayspeed at 20-07-2011 07:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-07-2011 04:46 PM


at of all ppl yoke na stev own u see repost bah???

Posted: at 20-07-2011 07:48 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 21-07-2011 12:08 AM (10 years ago)
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end am here
Posted: at 21-07-2011 12:08 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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