SHARP GUY

Date: 22-07-2011 7:42 am (12 years ago) | Author: Moloson U. O
- at 22-07-2011 07:42 AM (12 years ago)
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There was this village champion who read a lot Physics,Chemistry and Biology. His village girl friend caught him cheating on her. Instead of him to apologies he deciced to take the bull by the horns when the village girl confronted him.
Babe: Why u dey sleep with another woman abi i no fine reach
Guy: An Amoeba of your type cannot atom Paramecium any how! Look at your Nelkon eye and sodium sulphate teeth. Any way I will tell sodiun trioxo nitrate five to teach u nomenlature.
Babe: Uncle sorry I no go do am again.
Guy : U better be.

Posted: at 22-07-2011 07:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- aburodebby at 22-07-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago)
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crap
Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jackson4real at 22-07-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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he only succeeded in confusing the girl and himself
Posted: at 22-07-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 22-07-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry

Poster u better disappear b4 i descend on u
Posted: at 22-07-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 22-07-2011 11:16 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Chiluvsky on 22-07-2011 11:14 AM
Angry Angry

Poster u better disappear b4 i descend on u

descend na make we see Grin
Posted: at 22-07-2011 11:16 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chiluvsky at 22-07-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: deguzman on 22-07-2011 11:16 AM
Quote from: Chiluvsky on 22-07-2011 11:14 AM
Angry Angry

Poster u better disappear b4 i descend on u

descend na make we see Grin

 Grin Grin Grin He don already disappear...God just save am na na
Posted: at 22-07-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 22-07-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago)
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i tot the guy in the joke was sick.. i can see who is sick.. poster
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 22-07-2011 07:02 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 22-07-2011 07:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 22-07-2011 07:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Chiluvsky on 22-07-2011 11:28 AM
Quote from: deguzman on 22-07-2011 11:16 AM
Quote from: Chiluvsky on 22-07-2011 11:14 AM
Angry Angry

Poster u better disappear b4 i descend on u

descend na make we see Grin

 Grin Grin Grin He don already disappear...God just save am na na
since he don disappear, descend on me, i dey for bed.
Posted: at 22-07-2011 07:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Splendidndy at 22-07-2011 10:16 PM (12 years ago)
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U SABI BOOK SMALL
Posted: at 22-07-2011 10:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 22-07-2011 10:36 PM (12 years ago)
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make i run
Posted: at 22-07-2011 10:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 9iceboy01 at 23-07-2011 07:19 PM (12 years ago)
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rubishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 23-07-2011 07:19 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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na wa oo
Posted: at 24-07-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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i still dey run
Posted: at 24-07-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 24-07-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago)
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u wan run go Sahara desert?
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 24-07-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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