DIVORCE VS MURDER

Date: 22-07-2011 1:18 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ADE SQUARE
- at 22-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

That's against the law!  I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!

All kinds of bad things will happen.   Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 

Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- 50scent at 22-07-2011 01:20 PM (12 years ago)
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go and cover yourself first
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 22-07-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago)
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ok but, pb4
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 22-07-2011 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster, what was the pharmacist's wife and the woman's husband doing on the bed? Were they praying
Posted: at 22-07-2011 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 22-07-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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PB4
Posted: at 22-07-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 02:53 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- precious44 at 22-07-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandra-marbel at 22-07-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 22-07-2011 04:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 22-07-2011 04:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 22-07-2011 06:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 06:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ade2sexy at 22-07-2011 06:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 06:46 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 22-07-2011 09:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 22-07-2011 09:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 22-07-2011 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 23-07-2011 06:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 22-07-2011 09:45 PM
U steal nokia 3310
u thief Motorola blue face
Posted: at 23-07-2011 06:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 23-07-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-07-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 23-07-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 23-07-2011 08:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Anaghi eji ogologo amu eyija agadi nwanyi
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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pb5
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