DIVORCE VS MURDER

Date: 22-07-2011 1:18 pm (10 years ago) | Author: ADE SQUARE
- at 22-07-2011 01:18 PM (10 years ago)
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

That's against the law!  I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!

All kinds of bad things will happen.   Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 

Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:18 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- 50scent at 22-07-2011 01:20 PM (10 years ago)
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go and cover yourself first

Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:20 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 22-07-2011 01:24 PM (10 years ago)
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ok but, pb4
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:24 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 22-07-2011 02:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Poster, what was the pharmacist's wife and the woman's husband doing on the bed? Were they praying
Posted: at 22-07-2011 02:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 22-07-2011 02:50 PM (10 years ago)
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PB4

Posted: at 22-07-2011 02:50 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- raysexy at 22-07-2011 02:53 PM (10 years ago)
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nonsence
Posted: at 22-07-2011 02:53 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- precious44 at 22-07-2011 03:42 PM (10 years ago)
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Naked poster with negative joke
Posted: at 22-07-2011 03:42 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandra-marbel at 22-07-2011 03:52 PM (10 years ago)
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u r new i guess
Posted: at 22-07-2011 03:52 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 22-07-2011 04:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 22-07-2011 04:49 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 22-07-2011 06:44 PM (10 years ago)
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c newbie dey kal anoda man newbie
Posted: at 22-07-2011 06:44 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ade2sexy at 22-07-2011 06:46 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-07-2011 06:46 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 22-07-2011 09:03 PM (10 years ago)
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atephen werin i do naa..?
Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 22-07-2011 09:45 PM (10 years ago)
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U steal nokia 3310
Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:45 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 22-07-2011 09:50 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted million times
Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:50 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 23-07-2011 06:28 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 22-07-2011 09:45 PM
U steal nokia 3310
u thief Motorola blue face
Posted: at 23-07-2011 06:28 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 23-07-2011 07:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Me wey dey work with bakassi? U don miss road
Posted: at 23-07-2011 07:55 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 23-07-2011 08:20 PM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:20 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 23-07-2011 08:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Anaghi eji ogologo amu eyija agadi nwanyi
Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 01:34 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4pb4pb4pb4

Posted: at 24-07-2011 01:34 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 03:50 PM (10 years ago)
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pb5
Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:50 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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