not lucky

Date: 22-07-2011 7:07 pm (13 years ago) | Author: fayowole
- at 22-07-2011 07:07 PM (13 years ago)
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A cowboy was riding accross the plain when he heard shouting from a nearby house. So he went over to investigate and after searching the house, found a young maiden lying naked in bed, with her four limbs tied to the bed corners.

"Oh thank god" she cried: "you have got to help me, two men came by and killed my husband then took it in turn to ravish me before stealing all our money, help me please!"

The cowboy thought for a second, then as he unzipped his fly and took down his trousers he said: "Maam, this just aint your lucky day!"

Posted: at 22-07-2011 07:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 22-07-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-07-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 22-07-2011 10:35 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-07-2011 10:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 23-07-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 23-07-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 23-07-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 23-07-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Splendidndy at 23-07-2011 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
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TOO BAD
Posted: at 23-07-2011 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chynez at 23-07-2011 10:18 PM (13 years ago)
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hope the cowboy isnt you
Posted: at 23-07-2011 10:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 24-07-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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