politician lies

Date: 24-07-2011 2:01 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fayowole
- at 24-07-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"

The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie.

Posted: at 24-07-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- omoladey at 24-07-2011 03:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 but still 4ny
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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