little johnny

Date: 24-07-2011 2:13 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fayowole
- at 24-07-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"

Posted: at 24-07-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- omoladey at 24-07-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago)
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sharp badt boi
Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago)
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make i pass 1st then come back
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 04:21 PM (12 years ago)
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johnny at it again lol
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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