a mistake understanding

Date: 24-07-2011 2:17 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fayowole
- at 24-07-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Posted: at 24-07-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- omoladey at 24-07-2011 03:41 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 again
Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-07-2011 06:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Old pb4 joke
Posted: at 24-07-2011 06:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago)
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outdated joke
Posted: at 24-07-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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