a man and his wife

Date: 24-07-2011 2:26 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fayowole
- at 24-07-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago)
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker

told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man

thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and

you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take

that chance."

Posted: at 24-07-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- omoladey at 24-07-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4... ;Dbut e still make me laff
Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 24-07-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 04:20 PM (12 years ago)
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read b4
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago)
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commented b4
Posted: at 24-07-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 24-07-2011 05:46 PM (12 years ago)
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buried b4
Posted: at 24-07-2011 05:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 24-07-2011 08:16 PM (12 years ago)
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wen una do d burial?
Posted: at 24-07-2011 08:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 24-07-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-07-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- signaler at 25-07-2011 09:31 AM (12 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 25-07-2011 09:31 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 25-07-2011 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 24-07-2011 08:16 PM
wen una do d burial?

U were not born den
Posted: at 25-07-2011 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 25-07-2011 11:36 PM (12 years ago)
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posted b4
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- deguzman at 26-07-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beulahokorie at 26-07-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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rosted and posted b4
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-07-2011 10:11 PM
Quote from: omoladey on 24-07-2011 08:16 PM
wen una do d burial?

U were not born den
ehen...?
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 01:12 AM (12 years ago)
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b4b4
Posted: at 27-07-2011 01:12 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- alukoshina98 at 27-07-2011 08:51 AM (12 years ago)
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next one pls
Posted: at 27-07-2011 08:51 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- tomsmith2010 at 27-07-2011 10:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Sure b4
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- MildLola at 27-07-2011 11:19 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahaha nice one
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
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