Suprise

Date: 25-07-2011 7:46 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 25-07-2011 07:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans
overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on.

Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP!!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.


Posted: at 25-07-2011 07:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmagency9 at 25-07-2011 08:32 PM (10 years ago)
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I hear you

Posted: at 25-07-2011 08:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 26-07-2011 09:50 AM (10 years ago)
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jeje
Posted: at 26-07-2011 09:50 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 11:05 AM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:05 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-07-2011 11:08 AM (10 years ago)
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baked  beans baked poster...baked old joke
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:08 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:23 AM (10 years ago)
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bull crap story
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:23 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 12:01 PM (10 years ago)
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stephen baby whats up
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:01 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- honeybee2012 at 26-07-2011 01:40 PM (10 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahaha that was funny
wwell done poster!!
Posted: at 26-07-2011 01:40 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- sandra-marbel at 26-07-2011 02:29 PM (10 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 26-07-2011 02:29 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 07:30 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 26-07-2011 07:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 12:40 AM (10 years ago)
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pb4pb4

Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:40 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 12:45 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: eddiephyuk on 26-07-2011 12:01 PM
stephen baby whats up
bia,na stephen u dey call baby? U dey craze ooo,old man lyk him be baby? We wey be young bois go be pikin abi?
Na u give birth to ram?

Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:45 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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