an army captain

Date: 25-07-2011 8:59 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fayowole
- at 25-07-2011 08:59 PM (12 years ago)
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An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, "why is that camel there?"

The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges."

A month later the Captian has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

Posted: at 25-07-2011 08:59 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 25-07-2011 10:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Na so una dey take fcuk camel
Posted: at 25-07-2011 10:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 26-07-2011 12:11 AM (12 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 26-07-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 26-07-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-07-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago)
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na wa oo
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 26-07-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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i dey come
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:25 AM (12 years ago)
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whose gonna make me cum
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:25 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 26-07-2011 11:59 AM (12 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 12:02 PM (12 years ago)
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stephen are u scared u r not even a man
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:02 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sandra-marbel at 26-07-2011 02:48 PM (12 years ago)
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r u kidding me?
Posted: at 26-07-2011 02:48 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 26-07-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: eddiephyuk on 26-07-2011 11:25 AM
whose gonna make me cum
e be like sey u no know sey bois dey vex...if all d bois 4 here vex,u go hear ram ooooo
Posted: at 26-07-2011 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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