We are short of one."

Date: 25-07-2011 9:01 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fayowole
- at 25-07-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago)
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A sinking ship's Captain: "Does anyone know how to pray?"

A priest says he can pray.

Captain: "Ok priest, you pray. Everyone else will wear a life jacket. We are short of one."

Posted: at 25-07-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 26-07-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 26-07-2011 12:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:44 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fjoeaug at 26-07-2011 03:27 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Shocked
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maryclaret at 26-07-2011 03:54 AM (12 years ago)
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lol...
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 26-07-2011 08:42 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-07-2011 08:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 26-07-2011 10:25 AM (12 years ago)
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ahaha
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-07-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 10:48 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:48 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beulahokorie at 26-07-2011 01:52 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehe, dats why he's a priest
Posted: at 26-07-2011 01:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandra-marbel at 26-07-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 26-07-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 26-07-2011 03:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 26-07-2011 04:08 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh? Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss :'(
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- amsofly_bj at 26-07-2011 04:52 PM (12 years ago)
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ram
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 07:07 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 01:04 AM (12 years ago)
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okok
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- alukoshina98 at 27-07-2011 09:00 AM (12 years ago)
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d priest for do miracle na
Posted: at 27-07-2011 09:00 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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