ABACHA

Date: 26-07-2011 9:00 pm (12 years ago) | Author: eguye tejiri
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General Sani Abacha of Nigeria at his weekly cabinet meeting, informed his ministers that President Jerry Rawlings of Ghana built a Space Shuttle and would travel to Mars in the coming months. General Abacha then declared that he wanted to build a Rocket and would travel to the Sun.

In fear, Abacha's ministers replied, "But General, how can we travel to the Sun when it is so hot? We will melt from the heat".

"You fools!" shouted Abacha. "Of course we will melt. Don't you think I know that? We will build the rocket and travel to the Sun at night!"

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- terryworld at 26-07-2011 11:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- precious44 at 27-07-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 27-07-2011 12:11 PM (12 years ago)
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 03:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-07-2011 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 27-07-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 31-07-2011 05:38 PM (12 years ago)
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- goodboi at 31-07-2011 06:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 31-07-2011 05:57 PM
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