advantages of not having a girlfriend

Date: 29-07-2011 6:52 am (12 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
- at 29-07-2011 06:52 AM (12 years ago)
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1. You can stare at any Girl.......

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2. You don't have to spend money on her.

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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense.

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

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19. No tension.

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20. You can be "urself"

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills....

Posted: at 29-07-2011 06:52 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- deguzman at 29-07-2011 06:58 AM (12 years ago)
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ok sir
Posted: at 29-07-2011 06:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 29-07-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago)
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d disadvantage is dat "konji go nearly kill you"
Posted: at 29-07-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 29-07-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeye poster
Posted: at 29-07-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- eminem4real at 29-07-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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true talk i like it ,it give room for guy to concentrate on the family matter
Posted: at 29-07-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 29-07-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago)
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na 2ru sha...but if konji no kil u na small e go remain..bcos konji go dey comot 4 ur ear
Posted: at 29-07-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-07-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-07-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 9iceboy01 at 29-07-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 29-07-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 29-07-2011 07:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 29-07-2011 07:48 PM (12 years ago)
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so poster do u av a girlfrnd?
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 29-07-2011 09:24 PM (12 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 29-07-2011 09:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 29-07-2011 10:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 29-07-2011 07:48 PM
so poster do u av a girlfrnd?
babe,are u interested,considering d magnanimity of ur waist,i wouldnt mind
Posted: at 29-07-2011 10:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 30-07-2011 10:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: creativecosmos on 29-07-2011 10:22 PM
Quote from: giftmurphy on 29-07-2011 07:48 PM
so poster do u av a girlfrnd?
babe,are u interested,considering d magnanimity of ur waist,i wouldnt mind
so meanin ull be dating me cos of my waist huh?Huh??
Posted: at 30-07-2011 10:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 30-07-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-07-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 30-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 30-07-2011 01:10 PM
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yeah dear u really av to sshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 30-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- iyanuloluwao at 30-07-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago)
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e be like say your girlfriend just dump you and you dey try make you console yourselves
Posted: at 30-07-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 30-07-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 30-07-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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