HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Date: 31-07-2011 4:53 am (12 years ago) | Author: wummy abby
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- at 31-07-2011 04:53 AM (12 years ago)
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1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. Kiss her, 4. Caress her, 5. Love her, 6. Stroke her, 7. Tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. Protect her,
10. Hug her, 11. Hold her, 12. Spend money on her, 13. Wine & dine her, 14. Buy things for her,15. Listen to her, 16. Care for her,      17. Stand by her, 18. Support her, 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her.

Posted: at 31-07-2011 04:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- xena15 at 31-07-2011 08:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Wash her pant,go market,cook 4 her,carry her handbag wen una dey commot,watch over her until she don sleep off.....d list goes on and on...
WETIN WOMEN GO DO IN RETURN?
If a man do all these things,we go think say him be mumu,if him no do am,him be bush man...
Abeg,leave women with our wahala!
Wash her pant,go market,cook 4 her,carry her handbag wen una dey commot,watch over her until she don sleep off.....d list goes on and on...
WETIN WOMEN GO DO IN RETURN?
If a man do all these things,we go think say him be mumu,if him no do am,him be bush man...
Abeg,leave women with our wahala!

Posted: at 31-07-2011 08:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 31-07-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago)
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If I cum do all diz 4 her,,,,,,,,which one remain wey she go do 4 me naa Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 31-07-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- cyril4christ at 31-07-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago)
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u forgot this one... die 4 her.......... nonsense
Posted: at 31-07-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eazyahmed at 31-07-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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notin u can do to impress a woman
Posted: at 31-07-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- FlyMamacita at 31-07-2011 12:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: whome on 31-07-2011 04:53 AM
1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. Kiss her, 4. Caress her, 5. Love her, 6. Stroke her, 7. Tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. Protect her,
10. Hug her, 11. Hold her, 12. Spend money on her, 13. Wine & dine her, 14. Buy things for her,15. Listen to her, 16. Care for her,      17. Stand by her, 18. Support her, 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her.


Giv me number 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 13, and 17......i will be more then impressed  Wink
Posted: at 31-07-2011 12:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 31-07-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 31-07-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-07-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 31-07-2011 12:01 PM
Quote from: whome on 31-07-2011 04:53 AM
1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. Kiss her, 4. Caress her, 5. Love her, 6. Stroke her, 7. Tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. Protect her,
10. Hug her, 11. Hold her, 12. Spend money on her, 13. Wine & dine her, 14. Buy things for her,15. Listen to her, 16. Care for her,      17. Stand by her, 18. Support her, 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her.


Giv me number 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 13, and 17......i will be more then impressed  Wink

U have more dan u requested 4rm ma friend,,,,so y cheating on him Huh?

Posted: at 31-07-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Treasure2 at 31-07-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Take it or leave it, you can never impress a woman.  Abeg talk better tori jare.
Posted: at 31-07-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 31-07-2011 04:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 31-07-2011 04:38 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 31-07-2011 12:01 PM
Quote from: whome on 31-07-2011 04:53 AM
1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. Kiss her, 4. Caress her, 5. Love her, 6. Stroke her, 7. Tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. Protect her,
10. Hug her, 11. Hold her, 12. Spend money on her, 13. Wine & dine her, 14. Buy things for her,15. Listen to her, 16. Care for her,      17. Stand by her, 18. Support her, 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her.


Giv me number 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 13, and 17......i will be more then impressed  Wink

U have more dan u requested 4rm ma friend,,,,so y cheating on him Huh?
Shocked Shocked Shocked no she cant do dat........
Posted: at 31-07-2011 04:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-07-2011 05:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 31-07-2011 04:52 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 31-07-2011 04:38 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 31-07-2011 12:01 PM
Quote from: whome on 31-07-2011 04:53 AM
1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. Kiss her, 4. Caress her, 5. Love her, 6. Stroke her, 7. Tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. Protect her,
10. Hug her, 11. Hold her, 12. Spend money on her, 13. Wine & dine her, 14. Buy things for her,15. Listen to her, 16. Care for her,      17. Stand by her, 18. Support her, 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her.


Giv me number 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 13, and 17......i will be more then impressed  Wink

U have more dan u requested 4rm ma friend,,,,so y cheating on him Huh?
Shocked Shocked Shocked no she cant do dat........

She has done dat already

Posted: at 31-07-2011 05:22 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- moniconyez at 31-07-2011 05:36 PM (12 years ago)
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AND S.U.C.K HER c*@t ON THE TABLE
Posted: at 31-07-2011 05:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 31-07-2011 05:49 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 31-07-2011 05:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 31-07-2011 07:03 PM (12 years ago)
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you forget to give her real good from behind

Posted: at 31-07-2011 07:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 31-07-2011 07:14 PM (12 years ago)
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or give her a perfect head..

Posted: at 31-07-2011 07:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 31-07-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm

Posted: at 31-07-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 31-07-2011 08:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 31-07-2011 04:38 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 31-07-2011 12:01 PM
Quote from: whome on 31-07-2011 04:53 AM
1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. Kiss her, 4. Caress her, 5. Love her, 6. Stroke her, 7. Tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. Protect her,
10. Hug her, 11. Hold her, 12. Spend money on her, 13. Wine & dine her, 14. Buy things for her,15. Listen to her, 16. Care for her,      17. Stand by her, 18. Support her, 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her.


Giv me number 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 13, and 17......i will be more then impressed  Wink

U have more dan u requested 4rm ma friend,,,,so y cheating on him Huh?

who tell u sey i dey cheat?? hissssssssssssssssssssssss  Cheesy
Posted: at 31-07-2011 08:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-07-2011 10:17 PM (12 years ago)
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No body tell me,,,,,,,,,,,I C it ma self
U wan deny??

Posted: at 31-07-2011 10:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- moniconyez at 1-08-2011 07:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 31-07-2011 10:17 PM
No body tell me,,,,,,,,,,,I C it ma self
U wan deny??

I.C Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:52 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- igbonnanna at 1-08-2011 08:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 31-07-2011 08:53 AM
Wash her pant,go market,cook 4 her,carry her handbag wen una dey commot,watch over her until she don sleep off.....d list goes on and on...
WETIN WOMEN GO DO IN RETURN?
If a man do all these things,we go think say him be mumu,if him no do am,him be bush man...
Abeg,leave women with our wahala!
Wash her pant,go market,cook 4 her,carry her handbag wen una dey commot,watch over her until she don sleep off.....d list goes on and on...
WETIN WOMEN GO DO IN RETURN?
If a man do all these things,we go think say him be mumu,if him no do am,him be bush man...
Abeg,leave women with our wahala!


Na true talk.

Nwanyi = Nwa nyiri nne na nna, ha were keya Di ka odibe. Woman hardooo.
Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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