Essay

Date: 01-08-2011 6:59 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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A student who was preparing for an upcoming exams, studied hw to write an essay in English. He learns an essay about  'FRIEND',,,But in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.

He replaced friend with father in the essay.,,,,,, It reads:

I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female.,,,,,,,,,, I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father. I am also very fatherly with my family

Posted: at 1-08-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 1-08-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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I be ya mate??  bcuz I no wan tell dem say na u
No b u go write exam recently
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 1-08-2011 07:39 PM (12 years ago)
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i see....... Shocked
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-08-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  1-08-2011 07:39 PM
i see....... Shocked

So u were blind b4?
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 1-08-2011 08:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-08-2011 07:47 PM
Quote from: giftmurphy on  1-08-2011 07:39 PM
i see....... Shocked

So u were blind b4?
not an idea of dat...happy new month
Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-08-2011 08:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  1-08-2011 08:02 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-08-2011 07:47 PM
Quote from: giftmurphy on  1-08-2011 07:39 PM
i see....... Shocked

So u were blind b4?
not an idea of dat...happy new month

I wish u d goodies dat d moth comes wit
Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kasiemobi at 1-08-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Jossy, see as u dey mock ursef
Posted: at 1-08-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 2-08-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on  1-08-2011 10:44 PM
Jossy, see as u dey mock ursef

If no be say u b say I  kno ya condition as inya mental situation,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I for call Monkey
Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-08-2011 12:26 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 2-08-2011 12:35 AM (12 years ago)
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e be like ur own JSS essay
Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-08-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  1-08-2011 07:08 PM
hehehehehehehe
this one na ya life story
hahaha

na the kyn essay wey u dey write for schl that time  Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-08-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-08-2011 12:17 AM
Quote from: kasiemobi on  1-08-2011 10:44 PM
Jossy, see as u dey mock ursef

If no be say u b say I  kno ya condition as inya mental situation,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I for call Monkey

him be monkey self  Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-08-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago)
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I no wan call am Monkey and if no be say u talk am now,,,,, I for no kno say him be Monkey,,,,
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-08-2011 01:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jeffrey4u on  2-08-2011 12:35 AM
e be like ur own JSS essay

Na Cambridge essay u dey expect b4,,,,,,,,,,,Datz Y u be programmed machinery Grin Grin olodo
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-08-2011 01:14 AM (12 years ago)
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@ jossy, ah ha! u no dey see him face? na confirmed monkey him be ooooooo Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:14 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-08-2011 01:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-08-2011 01:08 AM
Quote from: jeffrey4u on  2-08-2011 12:35 AM
e be like ur own JSS essay

Na Cambridge essay u dey expect b4,,,,,,,,,,,Datz Y u be programmed machinery Grin Grin olodo

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
them programme olodo for him head.......  Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 2-08-2011 01:29 AM (12 years ago)
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hahaha nice one!
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 2-08-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 2-08-2011 07:28 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 2-08-2011 07:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- precious44 at 4-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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