castrated

Date: 04-08-2011 12:13 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 4-08-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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"Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement?
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done," replies Arthur.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor.
"It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind - either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, O.K.," says the doctor. "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Arthur has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Arthur, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised. "
Arthur stared at him in horror. "Damn! THAT'S the word!!!"

Posted: at 4-08-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- GideonC at 4-08-2011 12:18 PM (12 years ago)
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ha very funny
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2011 12:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 4-08-2011 01:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster,,,U c wat u did to ya self ,,,,,,,,,,,,,sorry ooo there is no going back 4ya lol
Posted: at 4-08-2011 01:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-08-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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PB4
Posted: at 4-08-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 4-08-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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i dey com
Posted: at 4-08-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 4-08-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago)
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go back abeg
Posted: at 4-08-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 4-08-2011 07:40 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 4-08-2011 07:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 5-08-2011 12:00 AM (12 years ago)
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so him no go fit perform his primary function again.e don be for  am oooh.
Posted: at 5-08-2011 12:00 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KINGJHOE at 5-08-2011 03:53 AM (12 years ago)
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crap
Posted: at 5-08-2011 03:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 5-08-2011 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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ahahaha funi
Posted: at 5-08-2011 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 5-08-2011 06:57 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahaha
wrong word
life changed 4eva
Posted: at 5-08-2011 06:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-08-2011 02:21 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 14-08-2011 02:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago)
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castrated arthur sorry
Posted: at 14-08-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 14-08-2011 04:42 PM (12 years ago)
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tell ram
Posted: at 14-08-2011 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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