Double dose

Date: 04-08-2011 12:31 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 4-08-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago)
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A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.
"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up."

Posted: at 4-08-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 4-08-2011 02:07 PM (12 years ago)
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