My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend

Date: 06-08-2011 12:46 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Bashir Emmanuel Terhile
- at 6-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 I am in no means a cruel person it' just that i just happen to be an honest person.The first time i met my friend i thougt she was the

most hideous girl in the world, i use to hang around her to make myself feel better ,but then i got use to her and started to really like

her personality.The thing is now we  have grown up and she is looking for husbands to be and boyfriends for fun, already i

have found 2 for myself,

While this is happening my not so good looking friend is wondering why she never gets any guys, i want to tell her it's because she has

a lot of acne on her face and she has big flared nostrils, super flat nose, and she kinda looks like a guy.

but the thing is i don't have the courage to tell her that, so i lie to her and tell her that guys are scared of her because she's so

pretty,maybe you should smile more so they can approach you.

i wish i could show you guys photos, so that you know i am not being a mean person i am just being honest,at the same time i don't

want her to know i was talking about her so i can't, even my church going parents implied she was very ugly.

Anyways let me get to the point she constantly asks me to hook her up with a guy,but she's too ugly, so what can i say or do so she

can find her own bf and stop asking me.

Posted: at 6-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- jossy4reall at 6-08-2011 06:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Hook her up wit me let me bring out the beauty in her,,, and bet me u gonna be jealous

Posted: at 6-08-2011 06:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ajento at 6-08-2011 06:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Start by helping her first. You can be her boy friend now at least for the time being until she finds hers:lol
Posted: at 6-08-2011 06:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chigozie1010 at 6-08-2011 07:38 PM (12 years ago)
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I am available for her..!lol
Posted: at 6-08-2011 07:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyin at 6-08-2011 07:57 PM (12 years ago)
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@poster.aint you available?. well,tell her God's time is the best.
Posted: at 6-08-2011 07:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 6-08-2011 08:14 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahhaahaha so ugle girls like me nor go fit find husband because we dey ugle?
God help us ohhhhh.....every ugle ladies there are ugle men outthere waiting for us...make una nor mind this poster..

Posted: at 6-08-2011 08:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-08-2011 08:15 PM (12 years ago)
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@poster...Do you have to run her down with your mouth
abi u nor know say e nor easy to wowo
Posted: at 6-08-2011 08:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-08-2011 08:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on  6-08-2011 08:14 PM
hahahhaahaha so ugle girls like me nor go fit find husband because we dey ugle?
God help us ohhhhh.....every ugle ladies there are ugle men outthere waiting for us...make una nor mind this poster..


na u get ur mouth...
wazzup longest time dear,how are you and how is NP
Posted: at 6-08-2011 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 6-08-2011 08:19 PM (12 years ago)
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tell him money

Posted: at 6-08-2011 08:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 6-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  6-08-2011 08:18 PM
Quote from: HOPEA23 on  6-08-2011 08:14 PM
hahahhaahaha so ugle girls like me nor go fit find husband because we dey ugle?
God help us ohhhhh.....every ugle ladies there are ugle men outthere waiting for us...make una nor mind this poster..


na u get ur mouth...
wazzup longest time dear,how are you and how is NP
am good my ex lover and you?

Posted: at 6-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ajento at 6-08-2011 10:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on  6-08-2011 08:14 PM
hahahhaahaha so ugle girls like me nor go fit find husband because we dey ugle?
God help us ohhhhh.....every ugle ladies there are ugle men outthere waiting for us...make una nor mind this poster..


So you are calling yourself ugly??
Posted: at 6-08-2011 10:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ajento at 6-08-2011 10:32 PM (12 years ago)
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For their short coming, ugly girls make that up in other ways. Some times when you see a nice looking person with an ugly companion you can't help but wonder what in the world is holding them together. A proper investigation will reveal to you that they have the best private wrestling match at night, this is just an example. There are so many other ways they make up for their short comings.
Posted: at 6-08-2011 10:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 7-08-2011 12:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Draw a pix of her and show it 2 her,if she screams at her own pix,she no get hope!!!

Posted: at 7-08-2011 12:22 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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