Four men go golfing one day. Three of them head to the first tee, and the fourth goes to take a leak. The three men start talking about their sons. The first man says, "My son is a home builder. He's so successful he built a house for his friend, free of charge."
The second man says, "My son owns a big car dealership. He's doing so well that he gave his friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
Not to be outdone, the third man brags, "My son's a stockbroker. He gave a close buddy an entire portfolio."
The fourth man rejoins the group, and the first man says, "How's your son doing these days?"
"Well, my son is gay, and he go-go dances in bars," the guy replies.
There's an awkward silence. "I'm not thrilled about his job," the guy continues, "but he must be doing well. He's got new a house, a Mercedes, and an impressive stock portfolio."
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